“But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

The goddesses want you to heal.

The goddesses want YOU to take care of you.

The goddesses want you to go to therapy.

The goddesses want you to take your meds.

I wanna have crushes on ppl but I don't want them to notice me bc dear lord I am embarrassing and not in a good way

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

POV: You're about to discover something important just happened in the world

say it with me now..

“A Thread of Tips” by Shelby

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