But It Only Works If 4 People Are Having Sex Lol

letters from the end of the world

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

kinda disappointed. I wanted Mobius to say ,,legen - wait for it - dary!" at least once...

(german fans will understand)

horse girl polycule voting on issues in the stable like “all against say neigh”

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

"Asteroid," poem assembled from quotations from Wikipedia articles

genuinely save me

god's favourite ragdoll princess and the most miserable girl in the world

UEFA: no rainbow lights on the stadium today

Germany: sounds like you want rainbows everywhere else then!

(rainbow prognosis: rainbows possible between 5pm and 9:30pm)