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idk if it’s just me but hearing big plops when someone takes a fat dump just 😩

you're absolutely correct. good time for me to mention - the toilet I've got currently is like super eco friendly so the water level is low in the bowl when you sit down. and let me tell you, I've dropped some sizeable logs in that thing and the fall distance makes it sound like I'm pinching off rocks 😳 like if you've never had the experience of taking a satisfying shit and hearing a plunk echo off the toilet walls, it's suuuuper horny 🥴🥵

YEAH??? YEAH?????

Woaaahhh 😳 im proud :3c

yesterday was thanksgiving and i definitely enjoyed myself. i didn’t eat breakfast, and i could tell my belly wasn’t too happy about that. i could feel it growl and rumble as i refused to eat and lay back down before getting ready for the day.

once i got to my family’s house where the food was, i immediately had a croissant that was leftover from the breakfast that they had. i ate half of a gummy and started helping get everything ready while i waited for it to kick in. even though my belly was quiet, i could feel how empty it was and all i could think about was filling it up.

finally after another hour or so, the food was ready. i had to get someone else’s food ready for them before mine, and my belly was not happy about that. i could feel myself even getting a bit hangry, so i knew i had to eat soon. i loaded my plate with all of the sides i like, grabbed a soda, and dug in. i finished the first plate really fast which is unlike me. i’m usually such a slow eater, but i was super hungry. the next plate didn’t go down quite as fast. i could feel my belly starting to swell. but i knew i had to have dessert. it’s my favorite part of every meal, but especially during thanksgiving. i cut myself one slice of pecan pie, and one slice of sweet potato pie. i slowly ate them both as my belly continued to grow. i laid back on the couch, finally satisfied with the meal i had consumed. but no matter how much i tried to stay away, i kept eating hawaiian rolls. at first it was 2, then 4. the next thing i knew, by the end of the night, i had 10 rolls. they were just so good i couldn’t stop eating them. then someone cut the cake, so i had to have a slice of that too. i also had 2 sodas, a huge bottle of water, apple juice, and wine. my belly had not been that full in months. i ended the night with another piece of cake. i couldn’t help myself even though i knew my belly would be unhappy today. it felt like i couldn’t stop eating. i just wanted more and more. i could feel and hear the food digesting, gurgling and churning as i added more food to my overstuffed belly.

as soon as i woke up today i could tell i had a bellyache. all of the food from yesterday digested and sitting in my lower belly. i’ve tried rubbing it, but i still don’t feel that well. even as my belly aches from all the food and drinks i put in it yesterday, i can’t stop thinking about the leftovers i packed to bring home with me. maybe a little bit of food won’t hurt…right?

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

What are usually the foods that you find most difficult to digest.

And what is the smell they give to your farts?. In my experience, without a doubt, meat and dairy products make my intestines very restless.

Well I’m lactose intolerant so any dairy creates a lot of gas and liquifies my guts. It literally comes out with so much pressure that I’ve been able to blast a stream of diarrhea 9ft (after chugging 4 gainer shakes made with 2L full fat cream). The farts are wet, rumbling and can never be trusted.

Spicy food goes right through me. I try to avoid it because it burns my hole raw and considering how often I shit now with my stuffings I don’t want to deal with a sore puffy hole aching as I pump out that much shit multiple times a day. I don’t really fart but my gut gurgles like crazy.

Any type of meat in excess constipates me. Those rotten fermented farts smell horrible and are so heavy

The second worst after dairy is fried food or anything greasy or oily. It’s so hard to tell if I need to fart or shit until it’s too late. Those farts are sloppy, leave my hole sticky. Plus the grease lives up my bowels and it’s almost impossible to clench tight enough to prevent some sludge from oozing out. The farts sputter and rumble. They feel so good coming out but omg I’ve ruined so many panties with oil -laden shit.

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gas update: since I sent you the last ask, my gas has just been getting worse. weeks of bad food choices are catching up with my poor, weak gut and it's BAD. they're so stinky and so loud and I'm physically incapable of holding them back even when I really really want to.

a very abbreviated list of experiences ive had recently:

-accidentally punctuated a sentence with a loud fart in front of my friends, got lightly teased for it

-completely failed at holding back a fart in the car with my friend and his girlfriend, got jokingly yelled at

-let myself fart on purpose in the car with another pair of friends because it just hurt too bad, saw one of them literally tear up and roll down a window

-farted so long and loud that my roommate told me to go check my underwear

-farted like 3 times in a row, fairly loud, in the living room while a friend was over and in the bathroom. she starts giggling and asks me thru the door if that's me farting out there or some stupid video on the TV. told her it was me and she starts laughing harder

-farted in bed with my face downwind from my ass with the fan, got hit with the full heavy, dark, greasy stench of my own gas and felt my dick twitch about it

-all through work yesterday I tried so hard to hold back my farts, but every time they just hissed out of me whether I liked it or not. I moved around a lot to avoid the blame.

it's been so good and so awful at the same time. I've been highly debating recording some audios, to be honest

godddd you're killing me 😳🥵 I'm sure it causes a lot of awkward and uncomfortable situations but like,,,, from where I'm sitting it's so sexy of you to be so uncontrollably gassy 🥴 and for them to be loud like oh my goddd 😩 I'm glad your friends seem chill about it, wish I could hang out with you just to hear what they sound like 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Are you filling up again now after your massive dump? I've been shitting loads today so feel empty, I like a nice heavy log pressing on my anus, do you?

no, not quite, sorry! I like to care for my body and give it breaks, but I'll do post about it when I do!

Doms who get your brain malfunctioning within 5 seconds. Doms who bite you just right so that you whimper and melt into them with each wince. Doms who know what to say to get you to blush from ear to ear. Doms who manage to get you hard/wet by simply putting their hand on your chin to make you look at them. Doms who moan softly because you're clawing at their back as they tease you while making out. Doms who whimper when you bite them back. Doms who pull you in for a kiss by any part of you they can get their hands on. Doms who groan and pant as they get hornier and more desperate. Doms. I love doms.

This post is made by a masc person <3

the post you made about humping your bed.. never thought i'd be so jealous of a mattress corner before, but here we are . god i wish i could sniff it- i keep rereading it n get unbelievably horny each time.

BUT !! that's not what i'm here for.

what i am here for is to inform you of how bad i've been at holding my shits lately. i'm talking full on struggle: legs and ass cheeks shaking from the clenching, heavy breathing, tears welling up in my eyes from the intensity of my churning stomach, and the little gasp accompanied by a panicked "fuck! fuck fuck fuck-" when i feel it start to turtlehead or seep out of me. the worst was the other day when i was waiting for my relative in the car while they grabbed something from the store. we had just had mexican food and i was suddenly hit with stomach cramps. my tummy and my ass were genuinely screaming at me while i so desperately tried to focus on anything else. could i have gone into the store? yes. but i couldn't be bothered and i didn't feel like humiliating myself by wobbling in there. at some point, i ended up really tense in my seat after dropping my phone, nails digging into my thighs, moaning to myself while i waited for my stomach to calm down. thankfully i ended up being able to hold it until i got home; but for the smallest second, i had the urge to just let it all explode into my panties. i mean, not like my skirt wasn't long enough to cover it.

i have mixed feelings bc while it's not an entirely pleasant experience, it also weirdly feels so good to feel that tension and desperation, plus the throbbing of my hole. it's much more fun to explore this side of me when i'm at home though. anywho, i thought you n whoever else reads your blog might like this story!

sincerely,

🐇anon

oh dear you really had to go huh? bad enough that you considered just dumping it out beneath your skirt to feel better 🥺 poor thing. I'm proud of you for holding it!! and you're soooo right, having an aching hole ready to burst is such an intense feeling 🥴 at least you got to have a small amount of privacy in the car while you got a hold of your guts 👀

and aw, so cute you're jealous of my mattress! 🥰you can take a whiff if you really want, it's definitely getting more marked up with every use 😳🥴