Oh Boy I Got The Yap Badge

One of the upsides of having a partner who likes eprocto/eructo is the lack of pressure (figuratively and literally)

like if we're out about it you could burp and rip ass in our face and we'd literally thank you, serve you, and cum for it

I'm letting out the hottest, smelliest pre-poop farts this morning. My lower belly is firm and full of warm solid shit. I just know this one is gonna stretch me out and stink up the toilet for a good while 🤤

I'm way too lazy to move yet though. I think I can hold it in for a bit longer without making a mess in my pants... right? ;)

Btw my fic of my unnamed character is nearly done~

I got a lil advice for partners of puppies via my partner! When playing fetch and your puppy bends down to pick up the toy/object, frot em from behind!! Or fuck em!! Whichever you're ready to do, love on your sweet puppy from behind!!!!

Thank you partner for your quick thinking and sexual genius :3

And make sure to check my blog before following me ✨✨✨✨

some of u cum/feel pleasure so easily it makes me feel a little homicidal

Please don't mind me I just really like idia shroud alright

Also maybe don't look at the rest of my blog without looking at all my warnings I can't pay for your therapy I'm just a broke little farmer

I hope the holding is going well. Three days already. You must be so, so stuffed full, and you've still got at least three more to go. You have to let us know just how large your belly gets. Keep on going strong!

I'm not super uncomfy yet, but I can feel all the firm poop building up in my tummy. My colon feels all heavy and my farts are so warm and pungent 🥵

I've been so darn stressed and busy too, which definitely isn't helping 🫠 I think I'm gonna treat myself to as much food as I can while I work, and let it all out on Thursday.

Hey twst community I'm a kink blog so don't look at my blog if you don't wanna see Freak Shit™ but I needed to get it out there-

I am. So angry. WHY WOULD THE ADVENT CALENDAR GIVE US A TENFOLD KEY RIGHT AFTER THE IDIA BIRTHDAY EVENT ENDS THEY KNOW PEOPLE LOVE HIM SO WHAT HE'S NOT THE MOST POPULAR IN THE ENGLISH SERVER HE HAS JAPAN'S HEART AND HE HAS MINE TOO DAMMNIT YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO EXTEND THE EVENT YOU COULD HAVE JUST SWITCHED AROUND THE ADVENT CALENDAR GIFTS AAAASAAAAASDGDHGHHJKHFBUHFHJFHGHF

Thank you for listening. Don't follow me if you're not ready for my content :)

Sometimes I fear that ppl won't like my blog bc I'm strongly into both the softer more tender and the grosser more taboo sides of digestion, and it's pretty rare to be into both

But I gotta remember that that's me and I don't need to cater to everyone! I'm here to enjoy and spread that kinky joy to whoever wants it!

Plus I hope blacklisting tags helps?? IDK I'm new to Tumblr lol

Do you ever just walk around the city and feel how insanely bloated you are, while you're on your way for your lecture, nevertheless?

I'd eaten so much sauerkraut for dinner, like six times the usual serving if it's served instead of some other salad. A whole big full bowl of it. At first nothing had happened, but then I had realised just how bloated I felt and how bloated I *looked*, and how gassy I was getting. By the time I got to the lecture hall, I'd been holding in gas and everything was so uncomfortable. I was experiencing pretty painful gas pains, my whole stomach was full under touch and so round I had to undo my trousers, and I still had to squeeze my cheeks and hold all the farts is. It's a pretty small lecture, thank God, so I could sit in the last row no problems with my hand on my belly, feeling everything gurgle underneath.

Still, halfway through, I got such a strong gas pain I had to wait it out, and then I rushed to the bathroom. The second I was out of the door, I leaned forward and bore down, and a huge stinky and hot fart erupted. No one was in the hall, I think, so I rushed to the bathroom and then just squatted in the stall, and farts just fell out of me. I crouched there for 5 mins and I was farting constantly. It stank so bad and I swear I could almost feel myself deflate with each huge fart.

I came back for the lecture and less than a minute later, guess what, I had to hold in a fart *again* and feel it bubble in back *AGAIN*

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anon you kill me every time I'm meltinggg 😳😩 goddamn, you rushing out of the lecture hall and immediately ripping ass would have been such a sight to see 🤤 and then going into the stall just to crouch and try and vent as much gas as possible? wish I was a fly on the wall tbh 🥴🥵 I bet the sound and smell was incredible.

hope you managed to keep a lid on it for the remainder of your lecture, and that the relief when you were finally done was worth it 😵‍💫