Have I Rb'd This Before? Ehh Ask Me Anyway!

What are usually the foods that you find most difficult to digest.

And what is the smell they give to your farts?. In my experience, without a doubt, meat and dairy products make my intestines very restless.

Well I’m lactose intolerant so any dairy creates a lot of gas and liquifies my guts. It literally comes out with so much pressure that I’ve been able to blast a stream of diarrhea 9ft (after chugging 4 gainer shakes made with 2L full fat cream). The farts are wet, rumbling and can never be trusted.

Spicy food goes right through me. I try to avoid it because it burns my hole raw and considering how often I shit now with my stuffings I don’t want to deal with a sore puffy hole aching as I pump out that much shit multiple times a day. I don’t really fart but my gut gurgles like crazy.

Any type of meat in excess constipates me. Those rotten fermented farts smell horrible and are so heavy

The second worst after dairy is fried food or anything greasy or oily. It’s so hard to tell if I need to fart or shit until it’s too late. Those farts are sloppy, leave my hole sticky. Plus the grease lives up my bowels and it’s almost impossible to clench tight enough to prevent some sludge from oozing out. The farts sputter and rumble. They feel so good coming out but omg I’ve ruined so many panties with oil -laden shit.

Sometimes I feel like my horny posts are a little dry :/ So imma try a different strategy!! Maybe talking into the Tumblr void like I talk to my partner?

I'll do it after some urgent work ofc 😩✨

tummyache settled lfg

I need to poo so badly 😖

Still gonna hold for now tho :3

I need to make a fat man dinner and have him sit on my face while he eats it. Listening to him talk about how good it is and how I don't deserve a single bite, I want my empty stomach rumbling to be inaudible because of his huge gurgles. Need need need him to clench his fat cheeks against my face, rolling his hips and getting comfortable like I'm nothing but a chair. "If you're hungry how bout you eat this?" He'd rip a big meaty fart that smells like a putrid mix of all the dishes I made for him. "Mm yeah, I bet you like that, it's 0 calories~" if I refused to open my mouth he'd reach a hand back and squeeze my cheeks until my jaw fell slack, then he'd position his crack right against my lips so every single one of his farts would slip down my throat, that gas would just ripple between his huge long crack until it popped out as a nasty loud bubbly burst...

Just finished lunch... and another lunch... and someone else's leftover lunch.. 🤤😮‍💨

All of it had very little fiber and I'm pleasantly stuffed :)

It is official I am doing!! My very first official hold on record!!!

Ate psyllium husk, 3 big servings of baked pasta with an ungodly deliciously sinful amount of cheese, abd topped that thang off with more psyllium husk

The left of my colon feels a little full, but this is only the beginning. I'll update in the coming days, send me your encouragements and food ideas!

Perhaps I can be convinced to eat a little sugar free candy for extra gas who knows 👀

partner story

warning for farts!!

We went out to eat together for Christmas and stuffed ourselves with fast food before walking back. On the way back, they turn to me mid-ramble and say "it's a shame we're not home, I just farted a lot ;3" ghnhgrsgfjjgkjjggffh 🥵🥵🥵

I've also gotten a little bolder about farting on them for my pleasure, and I got the urge while we prepped for typical nsughty time :3

I stuck my ass in their face, gently holding their head to my butt, then let rip a long bubbly one I'd been purposely holding in since we left >:3c needless to say, they were impressed

I'm letting out the hottest, smelliest pre-poop farts this morning. My lower belly is firm and full of warm solid shit. I just know this one is gonna stretch me out and stink up the toilet for a good while 🤤

I'm way too lazy to move yet though. I think I can hold it in for a bit longer without making a mess in my pants... right? ;)

Btw my fic of my unnamed character is nearly done~

first kink oc!!

This is is a remake/alt of a sfw oc I've created, so I'm still working out their alternate name. Any suggestions would be welcome!

Tw drugs, scat, farts, hunger

main points:

She/they, in their 20's

Highschool dropout

Is a ship technician in a sci-fi fantasy world

Very jaded and apathetic, she's had a rough past and doesn't exactly know how to love

but ultimately feels and loves through acts of service and gifts

Pottymouth lol

Tatted and pierced up, dyed hair, slim figure

drugs not hugs 🥲

Emojis for the sake of my beloved color coordination: 🎆🔧👾

Kink points:

cursed and it's given them awful tummy issues >:3

shes slim and skinny but always has a bloated hard lower tummy fulllll of trapped gas and shit

Often she can't go for several days at a time, and her farts are absolutely putrid and rotten 🥵

and when their bowels finally loosen up it's near unpredictable so she's taken to going in her pants whenever she can't find a bathroom bc well she can't miss the opportunity to empty themselves!

neglects to eat bc she's not too good at self care, she's often really high, and she's very focused on her work and projects

And so their tummy growls are very strained and squealy like it's being wrung out inside her 🥴

Usually she ignores it until someone points it out or she has immediate access to food, she's used to not eating for long periods since her poverty-stricken background has affected her

I'll edit this post as I add more to them, and I look forward to playing with this oc!

Edit: I'm calling them eve

I found it!! Ask away folks

fart kink asks

1. When did you realize you were into farts?

2. How did you figure out you were into farts?

3. What’s your favorite type of fart?

4. Are there any types of fart you don’t like?

5. What about farting do you find most appealing?

6. Do you have a preferred length or volume for farts?

7. Does farting turn you on on its own or do you need to already be in the mood?

8. Do you have any other digestion-related kinks?

9. Do you have any other kinks that you enjoy being paired with farting?

10. Is farting a must in sexual situations or is it more of a bonus?

11. Have you ever acted on your desires IRL in an explicitly kinky manner?

12. Is having a partner who can fart well important to you?

13. Does anyone you personally know know about your kink?

14. Has anyone ever noticed/suspected your kink without you telling them about it?

15. Is there any media that you enjoy specifically for farts in it?

16. Do you have a favorite farting-related content creator (on tumblr or otherwise)?

17. Would you ever consider recording your farts?

18. Are you a shy farter or do you fart freely?

19. Are you good at farting?

20. Do you prefer farting yourself or hearing others fart?

21. Have you ever gotten into trouble for farting in a place or situation where you shouldn’t have?

22. Have you ever gotten turned on by farting in an inconvenient place or situation?

23. Have you ever tried to make yourself gassy in order to fart?

24. Do you have any favorite foods or drinks for encouraging farting?

25. What’s your biggest fantasy involving farting?

reblog if you’re curious about what people want to know about your kink!

Out wandering the world today and I reaaaally need to poo. My lower left colon is aching with the weight of a huge dump I need to take. Every time I fart, I can feel it right up against the exit. Goodness, and it smells awful 🥵 I don't know if I can hold it for much longer, my tummy is sooo upset. Or maybe I can. Any suggestions on what to do next?