It Recently Came To My Attention That A Lot Of People, Even Those Who Frequently Use Condoms, Don't Know

This morning I woke up with a really upset stomach (ate a lot before bed) that was growling and I kept letting out these big loud farts. And then I felt the need to shit and had to hurry to unload a bunch of mushy diarrhea. I felt so much better when I finished though

mmm sounds like such a big relief... It's like a climax, getting to empty a ton of rich slop from your colon 🥵💦

I'd love to feel that right about now, I had a big spicy dinner and my tummy is so bloated! Gotta keep holding tho 😊🤭😖

hiiii another lurker who hasn't talked before here hehe. i really like your blog and i've been trying to work up the courage to send in my own ask for a while now >w< but something happened yesterday that made me need to.

so my roommate is really gassy right. like REALLY gassy especially when she eats trigger foods. and her farts are literally probably the hottest i've ever heard irl bc they're SO like. bubbly and loud in a specific way that doesn't really have a word. like they sound like a balloon deflating really loud usually. but really deep and low especially when she's on the couch.

they also generally STINK. (again especially when she eats trigger foods - scary!!!) and she used to be really bashful about it but like. when you live with someone you live with someone and so she kind of has just stopped caring about farting around me. she's not ALWAYS gassy but sometimes she's a nostril destroying fart machine i swear 😵‍💫😵‍💫. and it makes me go insane but she has no clue she's like a roommate from heaven for me.

ANYWAY so yesterday we were watching tv and she got up to use the bathroom. and as she was leaving the room she farted. and like. lowkey ok the side of the couch i was sitting on was right next to the hall so it was actually kind of like. close to my head. and it didn't sound anything like her usual ones, it was like a quiet puumffff... sort of sound. and then like within 15 seconds it hit me and i was DYING bc it was SO BAD. and it was SO HOT at the same time so i was dying in a totally different way 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫ldjfkgdljkfg. and she blows up the bathroom for a while and she comes out. and i swear to you this woman FINALLY SMELLS THE AIR out here and goes like "ooh, sorry about that fart" like GIRL you have no clue the half of what you just put me through dfkghjdfkgjhdfglhj...

anyway so how to tell roommate that i kind of want her to eat parmesan garlic pringles and fart on my face and laugh at me for flinching away but i think i might die before i ever have the courage to tell her anything like that hey wait this isn't google >vvvvvv<

(could i be 🎨 anon?)

hooooly shit I would not survive a roommate like that 😳😩 your description of the sound sounds like my ideal farts, especially into the couch cushions 🥴🥴

but damn, the way she noxiously farted basically in your face and didn't even notice 👀 a shame you probably can't ask her to do it again, but I wish that reality for you anon 🙏🙏

I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.

Long time lurker. Finally decided today to take a laxative since I love the idea of desperation and wet farts but almost never get either. I did chocolate ex lax and then ate dinner and some snacks. If you're interested I can send you an update. Fingers crossed we get some action soon.

oooo thx for sharing! I'd love an update on how your tummy is doing~

One of the upsides of having a partner who likes eprocto/eructo is the lack of pressure (figuratively and literally)

like if we're out about it you could burp and rip ass in our face and we'd literally thank you, serve you, and cum for it

Life hack

Get gas

Get blanket

Shove small bit of blanket between cheeks

Fart

sniff blanket part

Your welcom internet

Gentle experimentation… taking care of my test subject… making sure their restraints aren’t too tight… giving them something to relax them if they’re nervous… making sure they don’t feel too scared, letting them know that they’re completely safe and that I won’t hurt them at all. Just staring nice and slow… testing their reactions to various stimuli, examining their entire body… giving them a kiss on the forehead after every test. Praising them for being such a good test subject for me and telling them how cute they look. Taking notes on their behavior and reading it out loud to them if they get curious… making sure they stay hydrated and drink water so they don’t start feeling bad in any way. After we’re all done with a day of testing massaging their body where the restraints were and helping them get washed off in a nice warm bath… then letting them sleep in bed with me before we continue tomorrow 🖤

I deleted the title on accident but umm copro fantasy

A fantasy of mine is purposely indulging in plenty of rich foods that'll bulk up my stools, then holding for days and blowing up a public restroom 🥴

I'd binge on plenty of delicious fast food, maybe mexican, and a classic burger and fries always gives me great gas. I'd take bites of fiber bars and sugar free (maltitol) candy throughout my meal to keep the gas coming. The next few days, i'd continue munching on fiber bars and pizza and gassy veggies.

My tummy would be bloated and full and soo crampy from being all backed up and full of heavy poop. The first day of two, I imagine I'd be endlessly letting out the loudest, smelliest farts. I'd have to run into secluded corners just to double over with my hands on my tummy, then push out a booming fart that echoes throughout the space I'm in. Of course if I get any close calls, I hold it allllll in. My stomach would whine and gurgle in protest throughout my hold, and my farts would get small and silent and absolutely rotten~

Eventually, one morning I take a heaping helping of sugar free candy while feel the urge building. I rub my belly and travel leisurely as I wait for it to kick in- and hours later, it does.

I take the scenic route to whatever bathroom there might be, still running my belly and rushing juuust a little bit. I choose one that's relatively empty, but not uncommonly used. I sit down as the urge comes to a peak. The gurgles in my belly echo through the restroom, and so do my soft grunts as I begin pushing.

A huge log stretches me out, snaking out for what feels like forever before hitting the bowl with an amplified *plunk*. With the already huge movement, the gas in my stomach rushes towards the exit. Another chunk of poo is launched out, like a cork popping, by a huge fart that deflates my belly as I keep pushing it out. I hear a few murmurs and stifled laughs of amusement at my predicament, and my cheeks flush with sweet humiliation.

I keep rubbing and rubbing all along my colon. I know there's more in there, it still feels so full! Suddenly, the weight of my packed colon shifts, and I groan, bend over, and puuushhh.

Tons of soft logs launch out of me and plop into the water like chunks of wet sand. My stomach churns and howls with gas and what feels like something much more liquid. A wet shart splatters out of me and into the bowl, a teeny little bit hitting the back of the toilet and the walls 🥵🥵🥵

I finish cleaning up with flushable wipes (id definitely be dirty without them) and get up to flush, only to see my mess. I take a picture. The first log is sticking out of the water, and the rest of the water is murky with diarrhea. I try my best to clean up the splatter before flushing. I try not to look at anyone as I wash my hands 😋

Hope you liked my little imagine!!

What are usually the foods that you find most difficult to digest.

And what is the smell they give to your farts?. In my experience, without a doubt, meat and dairy products make my intestines very restless.

Well I’m lactose intolerant so any dairy creates a lot of gas and liquifies my guts. It literally comes out with so much pressure that I’ve been able to blast a stream of diarrhea 9ft (after chugging 4 gainer shakes made with 2L full fat cream). The farts are wet, rumbling and can never be trusted.

Spicy food goes right through me. I try to avoid it because it burns my hole raw and considering how often I shit now with my stuffings I don’t want to deal with a sore puffy hole aching as I pump out that much shit multiple times a day. I don’t really fart but my gut gurgles like crazy.

Any type of meat in excess constipates me. Those rotten fermented farts smell horrible and are so heavy

The second worst after dairy is fried food or anything greasy or oily. It’s so hard to tell if I need to fart or shit until it’s too late. Those farts are sloppy, leave my hole sticky. Plus the grease lives up my bowels and it’s almost impossible to clench tight enough to prevent some sludge from oozing out. The farts sputter and rumble. They feel so good coming out but omg I’ve ruined so many panties with oil -laden shit.