Noel’s Facial Asymmetry Indicates He Sleeps On His Left Side

I need a girlfriend why don't i have a girlfriend

Write that playfighting turns to noel kissing Liam's neck fanfic i'm begging!!!!

i'm going to! I'm just real shy about posting anything i've written

"when we used to do videos... the ones that the singer sang on, it was a real struggle to get him to do the video. you couldn't get him to the shoot, it wasn't rocknroll enough for him. but the videos that his brother sang... you couldn't keep him off the set!"

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let's run away to sea, forever we'll be free

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Um

This can't actually be her right....

people were so shocked the kiss was in the tour trailer like... omg there's incest!... in the oasis tour trailer.... i dunno.... likely place for it to be.... fork spotted in kitchen....

they haven't changed all that much

He said to me one night, "All your songs are about me aren't they?" I'm his muse. He lets me sing his songs, the best songs. I love him. He gave me a ticket to ride. He's not been bed friendly the last couple of days. Bed friendly? Friendly bed. Nothing to do with your wife. We're on this really like big loved up expedition and the pair of us are gonna go and build two love heart shaped igloos. He's very good looking. Oh he's adorable. I like his voice the most, I like the clothes he wears, I like his sense of humor, and I like his honesty most of all. You're the puppet you sit on my fucking knee. All I need is the Beatles and him. It was unspoken. I'm the singer and the only personal lyrics of his I'm singing is 'I've got a 12-inch cock, do you want some?' I don't mind singing that. Me and our kid like, love each other by now. We had sex last night. He's stunningly beautiful. Oh me and Liam are head over heels in love at the moment. In some countries it's illegal but when you're on the road it's fine. There's a bit that says "take me to my lover's arms", but initially it had mention of the word brother which fitted a bit better and told the story. Yes I love my brother is that a crime. I put him over my knee for that, I'll have you know. From the owner of the star of the stage. I owe my career to this man. He surprises me all the time, every day. KINKY. He won't sing unless I'm there. I'd say hello then I'd go in for the kiss. It’s biblical, innit. Cain and Abel...it’s me and our kid. Or you and me. Two people who are the opposite, who become one. As much as I need him I want him even more. Liam Gallagher's a pretty good act to give a Valentine's card to. I'll get him a fucking straightjacket. I love you too. Fuck off. Don’t do it again you little twat. Would've made sure Liam was a woman. At the end of the day we'd die for each other. You'd better ask Liam about my arse. I love him but I don't like him. I've seen Liam naked. It's taken me eight and a half years to write Let There Be Love. I miss him terribly I need his love. You're the best fucking singer there ever was! These are the best fucking songs there ever were! Why you such a miserable cunt. Do you love him? With all my heart. Yeah the same bunk bed bros 4 life. He actually became a rather nice person for four and a half hours. Do you find Liam sexy? I do yeah. The best thing in it is Liam. I love you Noel so tell me what you think. When we're onstage I just want him. It's only me and him that will ever get this.

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highlights include but are not limited to: interviewer: how long have you been together? noel [sloppily chewing gum]: two--eh, it'll be three years in october. and... me and him have been together... [long silence, giggle] y'know. for life. well we're brothers, aren't we! we've been together a long time.

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interviewer: have you two been playing at home all your lives? noel: we actually played... with each other, yeah. [both giggling]