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I found myself in a spot where I had to tell my friend how delicious these smoked oysters were, I had to find a pic, and this amazing blog came up on Google. OP I hope those smoked oysters still hold up in ur opinion because imo they're amazing and I buy myself a pack everytime I stop in. Thank you for the service you have provided for the Dollarama shoppers community I greatly appreciate you and your acc.

d gourmet smoked oysters - $1.25

i did a review of these already but it was perhaps not as informative as my audience would expect. it communicated the feeling these oysters give me, but nothing more.

now i know you may be questioning the rationale behind purchasing something like smoked oysters from the dollar store. this does seem sketchy, but i have been buying these for about a year now and i am still alive. you really can’t beat $1.25 for 16 smoked oysters, which i know would indicate that there is something severely wrong with them. either they are perfectly fine to eat or the bad reaction is severely delayed. i’m taking my chances. if i die tomorrow as a result of eating these oysters, at least i will have died having known what incredible food the world is capable of.

these oysters give off #euphoricvibes. they are delightful and magnificent. they are everything a smoked oyster should be. they are a marvellous snack on saltines with a taste and texture fit for jesus christ himself, if jesus liked smoked oysters, and even if he didn’t, because THEY ARE THAT GOOD.

my only advice is not to eat these with dollarama-brand saltines, which i will be reviewing at a later date. also, watch out for “shell fragments”, as the package warns, as having oyster shell caught in your windpipe may slightly impact your enjoyment of them.

(also, i’m running out of products to review and my next grocery shopping won’t be for at least a week. expect a few days of silence. i’ll be back with a wonderful stash of products.)

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Masterpost: How to write a story?

Compilation of writing advice for some aspects of the writing process.

How to motivate myself to write more

How to get rid of writer’s block

Basic Overview: How to write a story

How to come up with plot

How to create a character

How to make a character unique

How to write conversation

How to write the last line

How to create a villain

Introducing a group of characters

Large cast of characters interacting in one scene

Redemption arc

Plot twists

How to write a summary

How to write a book description

How to write romance

How to write emotional scenes

How to write yelling

How to title fanfiction

How to use songs in a fanfiction

Fatal Character Flaws

Good traits gone bad

More specific scenarios

Slow burn

How to create quick chemistry

How to write a bilingual character

How to write a character with glasses

How to write a polyamorous relationship

How to write found family

How to create and write a cult

Criminal past comes to light

Reasons for breaking up while still loving each other

Forbidden love

Date gone wrong

Causes for the apocalypse

How to create a coffee shop atmosphere

How to write enemies to lovers

How to write lovers to enemies to lovers

Arranged matrimony for royalty

Paramilitary Forces/ Militia

Honeymoon

Academic Rivals to Lovers

Love Language - Showing, not telling

How to write amnesia

AU ideas

Favourite tropes

Inconvenient things a ghost could do

Milestones in a relationship

How to write age difference

Platonic activities for friends

Introducing partner(s) to family

Writing a stratocracy

Reasons a couple would divorce on good terms

Love Language - Showing you care

How to write the mafia

A Queen’s Assassination Plot

Crime Story - Detective’s POV

Giving the reader butterflies with your characters

Evil organization of assassins

Last day on earth

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