YoU GUYS ARE FUCKING INSANE!!! ACTUAL GODAMN CREETENS FUCKING NEANDERTHALS!!! CRAWLED OUT THE DAMN DUMPSTER

YoU GUYS ARE FUCKING INSANE!!! ACTUAL GODAMN CREETENS FUCKING NEANDERTHALS!!! CRAWLED OUT THE DAMN DUMPSTER AND WAS RELATED TO THE PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BABY FROM FUCKING FAMILY GUY!!! PROBABLY LOOKING LIKE A SPONGEBOB CLOSE UP SCENE, FUCKING FIBBERTIGIBBIT!!!!!! YOU'RE LUCKY I DONT GRAB MY CAR AND DRIVE YOU TO THE NEAREST MENTAL HOSPITAL IN MY AREA AND HELL THERE'S NOT A GOOD CHANCE THEY'D TAKE YOUR ASS, THEY WANT PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY BE FUCKING HELPED AND BETTER FOR SOCIETY WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU GUYS!? LOOKIN' LIKE SLIMER FROM GHOSTBUSTERS FOR FUCK SAKES, WHY DO YOU GUYS COME ONTO THIS WEBSITE JUST TO POST THE MOST DEPLORABLE, HORRENDOUS, FLITHY BORDERLINE IRREDEEMABLE SHIT!!!!!!! WHY!!!! WHAT DO YOU GAIN!?!? MY TEARS???? IS THIS A KINK???? WHAT IS Y'ALLS PROBLEM!!!! STOPPPPP!!!!! I'M CURRENTLY IN FUCKING 100° HEAT EVERYDAY AND I WISH THE SUN WOULD GRANT ME A HEATSTROKE SO I CAN THROW UP FOR A VALID REASON INSTEAD OF TELLING MY MOTHER OLD FREDRA DURST "yes mommy I saw some gross people on Tumblr dot com and fucking evacuated my entire disgustive system" WHILE I FLUTTER MY EYE LASHES AND SPARKLES FORM AROUND ME!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!! I'M GONNA TOPPLE THE GODDAMN CORRUPT GOVERNMENT JUST TO BAN YOU SOME OF YOU MFS FROM OXOYGEN JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT!!! #FREDDURST2024 JUST YOU WAIT JACKASSES!!! I AM COMING!!! I AM FAST!!!!! EXPECT ME TO BE AT THE PRESIDENT'S CHAIR SOON FASTER THAN SOME OF Y'ALL CAN SAY THE WORD "SING" DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO OVER PRONOUNCEIATE G!? THAT'S SO DUMB!! FUCK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FOR THAT AND FOR GIVING SOME OF YOU MFS THE CHANCE TO EVEN MUMBLE OUT A WORD. TELL THE DAY YOU WILL HEAR MY NAME AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 years ago

me every day logging onto tumblr dot com


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3 years ago

Masterpost: How to write a story?

Compilation of writing advice for some aspects of the writing process.

How to motivate myself to write more

How to get rid of writer’s block

Basic Overview: How to write a story

How to come up with plot

How to create a character

How to make a character unique

How to write conversation

How to write the last line

How to create a villain

Introducing a group of characters

Large cast of characters interacting in one scene

Redemption arc

Plot twists

How to write a summary

How to write a book description

How to write romance

How to write emotional scenes

How to write yelling

How to title fanfiction

How to use songs in a fanfiction

Fatal Character Flaws

Good traits gone bad

More specific scenarios

Slow burn

How to create quick chemistry

How to write a bilingual character

How to write a character with glasses

How to write a polyamorous relationship

How to write found family

How to create and write a cult

Criminal past comes to light

Reasons for breaking up while still loving each other

Forbidden love

Date gone wrong

Causes for the apocalypse

How to create a coffee shop atmosphere

How to write enemies to lovers

How to write lovers to enemies to lovers

Arranged matrimony for royalty

Paramilitary Forces/ Militia

Honeymoon

Academic Rivals to Lovers

Love Language - Showing, not telling

How to write amnesia

AU ideas

Favourite tropes

Inconvenient things a ghost could do

Milestones in a relationship

How to write age difference

Platonic activities for friends

Introducing partner(s) to family

Writing a stratocracy

Reasons a couple would divorce on good terms

Love Language - Showing you care

How to write the mafia

A Queen’s Assassination Plot

Crime Story - Detective’s POV

Giving the reader butterflies with your characters

Evil organization of assassins

Last day on earth

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3 years ago

Me the first time listening to this song 😍🎶


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3 years ago

what are ur guys’ color palettes. mines red & black w purple/silver accents


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3 years ago

Skyrim Guilds/Factions on rollercoasters:

The Companions:

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The dark brotherhood:

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The thieves guild:

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The College of Winterhold:

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The Stormcloaks:

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The imperials:

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The Dawnguard:

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Bard’s college (idk):

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The Thalmor:

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Bandits:

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I beg of someone to draw these,,,


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3 years ago
Character Design Is My Passion

Character Design is my passion


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