the tenth doctor is the security state
wake up i wanna go outside but i'm scared!!
i need to go to the monster store
Me: so i was playing with my doohickey
Girl: doohickey?
Me: yeah... like, a dingaling?
Stupid girl: idk what that is, a doohickey?
Me: it interfaces with a whatchamacallit. like before before you used a playstation to grok the space
Dumb whore: i'm.. i'm not sure would you..
Me winning: you unwashed bitch you studpid fuckign
Me: oh yeah, if you think school photography is hard now, try imagining doing this with film.
The new girl: what's film?
Me: ... film. Like... film that goes in a film camera.
New girl: what's that mean?
Me: ... before cameras were digital.
New girl: how did you do it before digital?
Me:... with film? I haven't had enough coffee for this conversation
Ma Desheng (Chinese,b.1952)
Unforgettable Lips, 1981
Woodblock print
crawling similar to an ant rn
i'm in the spinny castle from that one Peter Capaldi episode. they're trying to get me to confess my grandmother's recipe for "gin in a coffee mug." i will never tell. i'll keep dying for millions of years