What The Hell Is A Vulva What The Fuck Is Going On Goddamn Fuck Ing Woke LANGUAGE IS A SIN

anarchists will overthrow the government before they do direct action

Me: so i was playing with my doohickey

Girl: doohickey?

Me: yeah... like, a dingaling?

Stupid girl: idk what that is, a doohickey?

Me: it interfaces with a whatchamacallit. like before before you used a playstation to grok the space

Dumb whore: i'm.. i'm not sure would you..

Me winning: you unwashed bitch you studpid fuckign

Me: oh yeah, if you think school photography is hard now, try imagining doing this with film.

The new girl: what's film?

Me: ... film. Like... film that goes in a film camera.

New girl: what's that mean?

Me: ... before cameras were digital.

New girl: how did you do it before digital?

Me:... with film? I haven't had enough coffee for this conversation

Luther Vandross: Never Too Much (1981)

Katja Kemnitz: Too Much Love (2016)

possums probably keep loosies in their pouches i bet

me, in my suffering, constantly recapitulating the binary:

dialectics, that artful and vexsome beast: heh... nothing personnel kid

men are so silly

a girl could feel special on any such like

Damn someone should come chase me down and beat me up in the setting sun 🥰

my butt in jeans, for those who observe

are you in agony?? you will be ASHAMED of the things my product obscures!!