Writhing Like A Gigged Eel Rn

*first date* how many lladros did your mom have. what did your father do?? how handsome was he? IS SCIENCE GOOD OR BAD???

Bovine figure of the day: Lladro "Girl with Calf"

the innumerable butterfly effects exerted on human relations by the fact that in text messages you have to think of something to talk about or you essentially disappear, whereas if you lie your head on someone’s shoulder you can’t disappear

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

what is this part of the body called?

Wou want a girlBurger woman meeat

Communion