Shapeware - Százszorszép

i just need a beautiful woman to put her DNA in me...

i'm the dalek they torture in an underground facility in that one christopher eccleston episode

*first date* how many lladros did your mom have. what did your father do?? how handsome was he? IS SCIENCE GOOD OR BAD???

i love to make binaries. the duality of women. gotta keep bifurcating. that is the only way to reveal truth. the duality of scribbling in notebook. the duality of taking a lil nap. dae? dae? light and dark. the constant struggle. terra nullius, terra nullius, terra nullius. God grants you the power of seeing two things and the duty to make them real.

my dog won't stop calling his kennel "the bone zone." stop it dude. that's. ugh

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

crime is a social construct and so is gender ?

seeing americans post about their election with such disregard and apathy is going to give me an aneurysm actually girl just give that vote to me then i'll do it. since you're so fucking complicated

Zelda: Wand of Gamelon

What the!!!

i've been gaining weight and i have cool new spots of fat that i've never had before and this one right here is bringing me so much joy. right up there with the fat above the pussy (miaow btw)

The Wellspring, Brendon Burton