What Is This Part Of The Body Called?

that quote like “god gave us transness for the same reason he made grapes but not wine; yeast but no loaves — so we may partake in the divine act of creation”

i never wanna hear ohhh i drank too much wine i smoked too many cigarettes last night i feel awful. cultivate a european mindset. you just need an espresso. life is an alchemical process and you are the alembic

Peachy Bonbon

You’ve heard of chubby pikachu now get ready for

“What? Like, a disabled protagonist? How would that even work? How could someone with a disability be the hero in an action show?” local anime trash boy wonders while sitting next to his box sets of Full Metal Alchemist, showing no hint of irony or self awareness. 

I could Live in hope

IG

Pulse

Me: so i was playing with my doohickey

Girl: doohickey?

Me: yeah... like, a dingaling?

Stupid girl: idk what that is, a doohickey?

Me: it interfaces with a whatchamacallit. like before before you used a playstation to grok the space

Dumb whore: i'm.. i'm not sure would you..

Me winning: you unwashed bitch you studpid fuckign

Me: oh yeah, if you think school photography is hard now, try imagining doing this with film.

The new girl: what's film?

Me: ... film. Like... film that goes in a film camera.

New girl: what's that mean?

Me: ... before cameras were digital.

New girl: how did you do it before digital?

Me:... with film? I haven't had enough coffee for this conversation

whither the Weather Loach??

weather loach is banished from nature

gods kingdom rejects the weather loach