Shapeware - Százszorszép

on your knees, fingers laced. turn your face toward It

slice of the day is girl spit, boy spit, and polish sausage

i KNOW his psychic ability is unmatched in this precinct

me on the uhh me umm—hold please... just. okay. okay rotate the image +90° such that the um gentleman um here, is on the right. okay? are you there yet? good um.. girl. right so we have you err sorry him—we have him on the right, and all this, i don't know, tubing? just this mass this mess of tubing there on the left. okay? perfect good. good. okay: me on the left

Honcho (1984) - Vol.6 N10

one day this will be me

you know what never ceases to amaze me? bed time!!! bed time never disappoints

my least favorite kind of author self-insert is the tiny irrelevant pervert creature

me during lent:

the Hatsune Miku UN are all they all the members of the Hatsune Miku UN ARE not wearing shoes, boots, whathaveyou uhhh TEVAS all their feet are out and they stink they are dirty unwashed little miku feet and and one of them has a gun to my head and—just then: woooo woooo wooo okay the doctor is here he'll know what to do

me and my dommy mommy or something idk