My Mom Just Said “my Banana Is Gone”, To Which My Dad Replied “that’s What She Said”.

My mom just said “my banana is gone”, to which my dad replied “that’s what she said”.

I am happy to announce that the She from every “that’s what she said” joke is trans

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3 months ago

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

Reblog To Give The Person You Reblogged It From A Little Heart Lollipop
4 months ago

i don't wanna sound hopeless but i feel like so many of you don't care or have stopped caring about palestine.

the news of hospitals being bombed, children being massacred, people dying from the cold, and the famine spreading in gaza does not seem enough to grab attention or make people care.

what new tragedy needs to befall gaza for you to start talking about it? the occupation kills a child every few minutes. people are cold and are starving. refugee camps are being bombed with bombs that can level city blocks.

this all happens because of all of us. we are complicit in this genocide because our governments use the taxes we pay to send weapons to the occupation. weapons that are used to kill children and impose a blockade that is starving 2 million people.

the very fact that we're still going about our days when all of this is going on breaks my heart. especially because we have failed to stop our governments from using our money to arm israel.

i urge you, please be generous and donate to suad and her baby khaled. he is just six months old and suad is unable to find any formula for him. if she finds anything, it is extremely expensive. the baby also needs warm clothes and is suffering from a respiratory problem and needs a nebulizer.

@suad-khaled has been verified [#279]

please help suad and her baby boy

10 months ago
I Sketched Connie As A Satyr, Just For Funsies, And It Somehow Became This. Bon Appétit.

I sketched Connie as a satyr, just for funsies, and it somehow became this. Bon appétit.


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3 months ago

Consider: Phantom of the opera au with Jean as Christine, Eren as the phantom, and Reiner as Raoul.

Hi! Sorry for my late reply!

Ohh, Eren obsessed with Jean to the point where he threatens to kill everyone if Jean leaves him? I can see that, both in the Phantom AU and in a canon-divergence AOT AU. His face would, of course, resemble his Titan form, and his eyes would glow behind the mask when he realizes that his love has fallen for someone else. His hatred for Reiner would equal his desire for Jean… You know, I really wouldn’t mind having Reiner in that bad guy role, either—if it weren’t for the unhappy ending, of course.

And they could sing! We were robbed of a musical episode in the series! We could have had it all…


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1 month ago
I Wanted To Draw A Bert, Aaaah I Like Him Too Much.

I wanted to draw a Bert, aaaah I like him too much.

I’ll probably post more later.

Also, it’s transparent.


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