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Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.

The sky is blue.

A minute passes

The sky is blue,

The sun is yellow.

A minute passes

The sky is blue,

The sun is yellow,

The clouds are white.

A minute passes

The sky is blue,

The sun is yellow,

The clouds are white,

The dogs are barking.

A minute passes

The sky is blue,

The sun is yellow,

The clouds are white,

The dogs are barking,

A couple is embracing.

A minute passes

The sky is blue,

The sun is yellow,

The clouds are white,

The dogs are barking,

A couple is embracing,

A couple is crying.

A minute passes

The sky is blue,

The sun is yellow,

The clouds are white,

The dogs are barking,

A couple is embracing,

A couple is crying,

A tv is talking.

A minute passes

The sky is blue,

The sun is yellow,

The clouds are white,

The dogs are barking,

A couple is embracing,

A couple is crying,

A tv is talking,

The weather is nice.

A minute passes

The sky is black,

The sun is gone,

The clouds are black,

The dogs are whining,

A couple holds each other,

A couple cries together,

The tv is quiet.

A minute passes

It’s getting cold.

- 8 Minutes

Zach, SharkticWaters

Just started playing ZZZ, and somehow I’m the only one of all my friends who’s going to be playing it so I guess I might be a ZZZ blog for a bit so I can talk about it. I love the animation style, the squash and stretch is really funny, the Cunning Hares are epic girlfailures and a lot of the expressions remind me of Girls band cry. I’ve got some grinding to do it f2p but here’s hoping my fellow shark, Ellen, comes home.

asbestos charm points

it’s done did i ever mention how hard it is to work with english voice synthesizers in general vsqx link in the soundcloud post

big day today

am on my knees screaming crying and begging you guys to be normal about Jaune please for the love of god be normal. he is not some chad that all the girls want to fuck he’s just some loser guy im so serious

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

[It's Just a Theory!]

Just a simple theoretical discussion ^v^

Wanted to see what he would sound like with MatPat's voice then got. just a tinyyy bit carried away..........