No Matter What He’s Doing, Oscar Almost Always Looks Like He’d Rather Be Anywhere Else, And That’s

Me 🤝 Charles Leclerc

Calling inanimate objects 'baby' for literally no reason

When your job is trying to stop a charging bull

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

Teacher: your son Lando got into a fight this morning

Daniel: oh no! Is he ok?? Is the other kid alrigh-

Max: did he win?

Daniel:

charles whispering to a priest to pray for him has got to be the funniest silliest goofiest thing this man has done thus far. he’s so down in the trenches with ferrari he’s turning to religion again 😭😭

idk how oscar already pulls off the energy of “married to this disaster for 32 years” with lando but it’s impressive

I feel like every girl on here secretly loves ruben dias. No matter what you type is: ruben dias is on that list

me watching f1 every weekend and my faves aren’t winning