Your Honor My Client Was Not “cheating On His Wife” He Simply Was Having A “quick Yaoi Break”

“and so they fought. and so they laughed. friends. before they knew it, they were inseparable” is such a raw line you would think it’s shakespeare poetry but it’s from a naruto chapter cover with naruto and sasuke wearing matching guitar pin necklaces with each other’s faces on it, so it’s rawer than it

my favorite breed of man (nerd)

Writers i need you on the frontlines pumping out viktor x reader content im so serious

Biggest shout out to every artists and fanfic writers who have geto with either painted nails. tattoos and multiple piercings or just all three

That headcanon is a gift to the fandom

forget freak. who's gonna match my cringe.

“so tell me… did you see what was in my heart? how i really feel?” and “quit yapping. we’re no longer kids. i know your heart. and you, mine… right?” are two absolutely insane quotes that feel like they’re straight out of the most heart wrenching romance ever written but they’re actually from naruto. which is the same thing

masturbating under the weighted blanket like rock lee with the ankle weights.

kabuto being a plot device to explain the ninja world accidentally makes him look like just a neurodivergent guy who's special interest is the world he lives in. a special interest which he regularly info dumps to the main characters about.