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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck

Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

got an interview tomorrow

Crystal-embellished clutch by gucci💘

Bad Boy

Hvitserk x OC, Ivar x OC Warnings: none in this chapter. There will be smut in future chapters. A/N: Look at me finally finding the confidence to write my first Vikings series! I still feel very new to the fandom so hopefully, this is good for my first crack at it.

Nala was brought to Kattegatt as a slave from Africa years ago by Bjorn Ironside’s fleet of men. She was among many other girls, but she was the only one who didn’t cry. Her father had made her promise not to before one of the heathen men stab him through the heart with their sword and dragged her away from his lifeless body.

She was handpicked by Queen Aslaug to be her personal handmaiden and to serve her four sons. She stayed silent as she completed her tasks, and managed to always keep a straight face when her youngest son, Ivar, would grope her from time to time.

Nala had picked up on a few strange things on her first few weeks serving the queen and her sons. She noticed that a girl named Margrethe would be in the company of either the oldest Ubbe or the second oldest Hvitserk. Nala knew that she was married to Ubbe, but found it somewhat strange that he shared his wife with his own brother.  She’d never forget how she caught the blonde in an intimate position with Hvitserk as she washed clothes in the river. She remembers the wave of disgust that washed over her as she gathered everything to take her tasks elsewhere when she stumbled upon Ivar not too far away spying on the two.

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Me: Taurus

Mom: Leo

Dad: Gemini

Reblog this with your sun sign, your Mother's and Father's sun sign

Ex. Me virgo// Mom Gemini// Dad Leo

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

The things that excite you are not random. They are connected to your purpose. Follow them.

Unknown

(via cosmicwizdom)

Job Train

I pray that everyone who likes/reblogs this gets the job they’re looking for. 🙏🙏🙏🙏Good vibes sent 💸💸💸💸💸

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

5'5 - Aquarius Rising

Reblog and add your height and rising sign

5'0 ft and Scorpio rising -ju

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Natal: Taurus Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Aquarius Rising 💫Sidereal: Aries Sun, Scorpio Moon, Aquarius Rising✨Draconic: Cancer Sun, Pisces Moon, Taurus Rising

reblog with your natal, sidereal, and draconic sun/moon/rising!

ex: natal - aquarius sun, virgo moon, taurus asc sidereal - aquarius sun, leo moon, aries asc draconic - sagittarius sun, cancer moon, pisces asc

this is becoming sort of a problem for me tbh

Pisces Mars in 2nd - Aquarius Lillith in 1st

1. Boy/Girl 2. Voyeur 3. Vanilla 4. Ageplayer 5. Masochist

IVE TAKEN IT but I can't remember exactly what But my number one was submissive And then I know somewhere in the top 5 rope bunny was in there Uhhhhhhhhhh yeah My number one was submissive And I have LIBRA MARS ??? Oh well

LMAO i don’t remember my all results but I remember getting switch as my top result

What do you think about Aquarius rising?

Nicki Minaj(and Barrack Obama) is an Aquarius rising so you already know its lit

I love them. I’m a Leo rising tho so I’m totally biased. I love how they express themselves, so funny and unique, and i can usually sense them cause my Aquarius Moon feels more freedom to show myself around them.

Every Aqua rising is into some sort of “body art” and it’s always unique and totally badass(know an aqua rising girl who does KILLER makeup).

More than that,i love how they appear both wild and free yet so mature. I definitely see the effects of Saturn on Aquarius risings, they’re like talkative and(slightly) less bossy Capricorn risings. They have this model elegance about them, and this stark maturity to them, which is so nicely contrasted with the wildness u can sense from them. Its like the perfect balance of work vs play and i love it

Taurus Sun / Sagittarius Moon

I wanna see something.

For all astroblogs (astroblogs only please): reblog this and tell us your sun and moon signs.

I’m curious what signs are most common in astroblogging on tumblr!

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

Me: Taurus Them: F****ing Scorpio and his Pisces father.

which sign that has hurt you the most?

also state your own

I think some people are just inexplicably bonded. Drawn by forces beyond their own comprehension, they have no choice but to gravitate toward one another. Destined by fate to keep crossing paths until they finally get it right.

L.B. Simmons (via virgoassbitch)

carrie underwood’s “before he cheats” is the anthem of venus in aries/scorpio after they just got cheated on ™

PLANETARY DOMINANTS- APPEARANCE

A common misconception is that the rising sign rules physical appearance, when in fact it is ruled by the dominant planet.

A planet becomes dominant in the natal chart when it is posited in a sign of its rulership, when it is posited near an angle on the natal chart, when it rules the Sun or Ascendant, or when it forms numerous aspects in the natal chart. To find your dominant planet, go here.

SUN

Thick, light hair, prone to balding; clear skin, striking eyebrows/facial structure, full lips. Tall, powerful body, somewhat bony. Attention-grabbing eyes, proud jawline.

MOON

Medium to short height, curvy, “soft-looking” body; small-boned, delicate hands and feet. Round “moon” face, translucent skin, large, watery eyes. 

MERCURY

Slender and tall, wide/tall forehead, pointed chin; long nose and fingers, sly smile, glinting, striking eyes; prone to breakouts, dark, thin hair.

VENUS

Body in proportion, no matter what height, gains weight evenly. Heart-shaped face, high cheekbones; large eyes, dark, shiny hair.

MARS

Short to medium height, stocky and muscular; dark or red hair, often wavy or curly; small, sharp eyes, ruddy complexion, prominent facial structure.

JUPITER

High forehead, wide-set eyes; broad, powerful body, darker hair, prominent hips and stomach, thick lips.

SATURN

Slender and angular, of average height, delicate bones; stern features, shiny eyes, an antiquated manner, clean-looking skin.

URANUS

Slender, proportional body; irregular features: straight nose, keen, light eyes, longer hair, flat profile, 

NEPTUNE

Short to average height, slender, “gangly”, pale skin prone to blushing; large, hypnotizing eyes, receding hairline, sharp, small features, long face.

PLUTO

Tall or average height, pale skin, thick hair; heart shaped face, high cheekbones, prominent nose, piercing, intense eyes. Mysterious, cruel expression.

listen bitch its over stop checking his birth chart

Aquarius Rising - EYES + smile!

reblog with your rising sign + what people compliment you on most

taurus rising + eyes