My Friend: You Like Him?
My friend: you like him?
Me: who? Him? Wtf no
My friend: then why are you so close to him?
Me: *getting confused* cause we're friends
My friends: *scoffs* yeah right
*Next day*
Me: hey can you—
Him: *trying to avoid*
Me: aight :)
More Posts from Sheep-devil and Others
Exam week:
Me: ...
Exam week: ...
Me: can I rest—
Exam week: hush, my child. You shall study again.
Me: nNoOoo
Corona: welp, time for you to isolate yourselves
School: students may have a holiday
Students: yeah! No school
School: just a minute, *brings a bunch of papers* here's your homework for the holiday.
Students: ....
Me: so i like someone—
My bff: you have a heart?
Me: nope, even I'm still questioning this feeling
People be like: oh hey, let's have a talk
Me being an introvert: *go away, fuck off, go* hEy
Me: *just chilling watching kdrama*
Kdrama: time for the kiss scene
Me: ew
My mom from behind me: you're so dead *while holding a knife*
My friend: I'm breaking up with you
Me: we were in a relationship?
