From Homer’s Odyssey.

My favourite part of the Heartstopper promo pics is that everyone else’s are looking couple-y and romantic and then there’s Isaac in a bookshop looking like he’s reached the gates of Heaven

Jude Law as Graham Simpkins THE HOLIDAY (2006), dir. Nancy Meyers

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

There was one of those hyperspecific polls that had an option like “your grandfather told you war stories that he never told anyone else” and now I feel like I have to tell the story about how a spider saved my grandpa’s life in WWII and how my family doesn’t kill spiders because we owe our existence to that One Single Spider

idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

Genuinely like you are going to have some of the most boring coworkers and neighbors in the world. You are gonna have annoying people who are loud and have the most reddit opinions and personality you can think of and who are just as awkward as you and who may make jokes in poor taste. But you still gotta be able to just like talk to them about the weather and shit. Hear people talk about their kids or their jobs or what movies come out recently. Obvs this has limits with like outright bigots but as a general rule you gotta cause that's the only way you can build real life community. You'll never be able to borrow a cup of sugar or host a block party or organize a union by only talking to people who you like. If you wanna build a better world with those around you you gotta learn their names first.

hi everyone. does anybody else miss something they can never return to. anyone else being swallowed whole by grief. anyone else clinging to love as a life preserver

james “you know how to ball” potter and lily “I know aristotle” evans

I just finished the Raven boys and Oh what wouldn’t I give to live in a world where trees speak Latin, where boys keep ravens as pets, where magic exists, and where you can have roommates who are dead.