Guy Who Only Looks Sane Because He's Standing Next To More Insane Guy Club

the bear is like if a baseball movie was a tv show. and if the small town underdog team was a beef restaurant and the mean big shot team from the big city is grief. and the small town is chicago. if this post doesn’t make sense that’s on you not me

trying to get through the day.

mountain goats litany for survival: I am gonna make it through this year it it kills me

mountain goats litany for divorce: hand in unlovable hand

mountain goats litany for justice: I’m gonna bribe the officials, I’m gonna kill all the judges

mountain goats litany for revenge: I will personally stab you in the eye with a foreign object

mountain goats litany for weird kid pride: wearing my lizard suit to the party

mountain goats litany for meeting word count: the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you and you are standing in the doorway

mountain goats litany against nonsense and also handball: I did not come to play handball

mountain goats litany against anti-intellectualism: I use the term advisedly according to Webster's 9th New Collegiate, definition 4b

amen

This time it's martin getting the disco elysium treatment

It would already be lifechanging if grendan highforge were a nonbinary fat hairy pronouns-having femme but the fact that they were a cis male created by a cis male and we then watched her discover himself and organically transition thru the story into a nonbinary fat hairy pronouns-having femme. Amen

im bildad-ing too close to the sun

good night sweet sdv grandpa and his fucked up bed; and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

me and my homies are begging for zac and jacob in never stop blowing up

that’s what the mask is, that’s what the point of the mask is

(and by that i mean to say the mask is leftism in this case 🤓👆)

i went to the intersection of desire and suffering and everybody knew you