Weird Ass Au Rant Post

Hits you with the creature beam

I noticed a pattern.

I often turn my favorite characters (or characters I like) into monsters/Creatures.

The first time I did it was when I turned Kaeya from Genshin into a monster thing.

then I kept turning Giyu Tomioka from Demon slayer into different creatures/ demons (sea dragon monster and a kitsune).

I’ve started working on a monster ancient au for Cookie run kingdom and came up with a monster Pure Vanilla.

and then I turned Hama into a demon 😈

(He’s not my favorite character but his death did make me cry so there’s that.)

My pretty boy he's so cool and beautiful ♡♡♡

Doctors

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

aa1 edgeworth be like

I love him so mch

scaramouche is so freaking hilarious to me cause like. look at him. he's a short man with so much rage. he's famously very pretty when he's not snarling at you. he wears an ostentatious hat that can be seen from a mile away. he was 'set free' by his mom/creator for having a heart then proceeded to spend the next five centuries looking for one. he was adopted by a bunch of swordsmiths when found in the wild. he knows how to make a sword as he was taught by the best professional swordsmoths of his country. he knows how to take of babies and small children, even if they're sick. he also knows how to make a nation collapse on itself and gained a whole moniker out of it. those qualities somehow exist simultaneously. he killed the entirety of raiden gokuden but spared the descendant of the man he thought had betrayed him because even then he held love in his heart for him. he literally endured dottore's mad experiments for probably centuries. he's been to the abyss. he figured out that Teyvat's sky is fake. he straight up reached into the tree of life and erased himself so that he could reverse the fate of those he had wronged. not even vengeance. that wasn't even priority, no he wanted to save the ones he loved. when that didn't work he accepted his memories and decided to work on atonement and vengeance. at the same time. he enrolled in the akademiya – the highest educational facility in Teyvat – by getting into an argument with a bunch of researchers because he has to have the last word. he woke up in a fantasy world and scoffed at the prophecy handed to him. he saved the replica of one of Gold's most dangerous creations by saying 'you need head pats, friends and therapy'. he then proceeded to give the head pats, friendship and therapy to his baby-sized dragon friend. he wakes up everyday and chooses violence, then somehow managed to be kind anyway.

he's so funny. I love him so much.

V3 au where everything is the same but maki is a feral crow

Coffee & Cat

Chandelure ko-fi doodle for solar!

A little au I cooked up where Giyu gets isekaied to Paldea and joins Team Star after Ortega's Hatterene attacked him. After Team Star disbands, he gets a job as a P.E. Teacher at Uva academy and ends up going to Kitakami as a chaperone, where he catches "Urokodaki" and "Tsutako"

He names all his Pokemon after people he cares about.