Soft Cowboys

All systems of measuring temperature are equally terrible we should just wear mood rings and go “hm its despair out today better put on a jacket”

The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

Reminder: whenever someone says “babe whats wrong you’ve hardly touched your ‘x’” the babe in question is babe ruth

Wild how Hetalia just stopped existing after 2014. Like, before 2014 I’d hear people talk about it now and then or have it be mentioned as a show to watch and then 2014 happened and it disappeared. It’s gone and dead now, the world is probably better off for it

guys guys guys Ive got some huge news:

My brain crossed some wires and

“Girlboss, gaslight, and gatekeep. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect gamer girls. But professor utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concotion: chemical sex”

Things that are humans:

T-rexes until proven otherwise

Mannequins

Smeargle

A broken tripod

Those bird toys that dip their head into a cup of water over and over

Things that arent humans:

Peacocks

Most robots

Kirby

Corporations/companies

A bop-it (up for debate)

My friends are collectively convincing themselves bears are succubi

John Arbuckle would say “geez I wonder what the L in LGBT means?” waiting for Garfield to respond with “heh, lasagna” but the cat would go “lesbian rights you piece of shit” and kicks him in the cock

wondering what the funniest possible song title to put into a fancy font is

Kills you slowly

I dont fuck with you

Run.