Woefully unfulfilled in life due to nobody having answered the most important question I’ve ever seen
Can richard funk? I still do not know, and this haunts me.
My friends are collectively convincing themselves bears are succubi
There is no proof KidzBop isn’t an arcane ritual performed for the sole purpose of preventing the awakening of a cosmic horror. It’s the only explanation for why it is still going, in fact.
The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.
“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”
It’s 3 am and ive decided that since god is dead i’m god now. cant believe nobody thought of doing this before me
my first commandment is to eliminate all spoken language. you may only communicate through text, dance, sign language, charades, or combat.
when ur tryin to sleep but ur brain is still Thinking Thoughts
just something silly and cute
*keysmashes*
Nope, didnt like that one
*backspace backspace backspace…*
*keysmashes*
Shit, hands were in the wrong spot, try again
*backspace backspace backspace…*
*keysmashes*
Good. Perfection. Exquisite, just the right amount of k, a q, one non-letter symbol. This conveys my emotions exactly. Send.