Doing HW: I Hate Physics I Don’t Wanna Go To Grad School

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

Types of people: Make-up products

Foundation: Everyone’s go-to friend. Wants everything to be perfect. Cares a lot. Always there for others. Fades into the background but is never forgotten.

Blush: Flower crowns. Homemade jam. Walking barefoot in the sand. Soft laughs. Gentle touches. Knowing what’s wrong with one look. Very sensitive.

Contour: Bold. Knows what they want to do. Doesn’t care about anyone’s opinions. Very confident. Doesn’t make friends easily but very popular.

Lipliner: Keeps their friends in check. Always the designated driver. Takes responsibility. Very controlled. Bit of a perfectionist. Rarely talks. Looks mean but is actually very nice.

Lipstick: Constantly striving to be better. Talks confidently. Wants to conquer the world. Grew up too fast. Powerful strides. Self-assured movements. Hard working.

Lipgloss: Falls in love easily. Thinks the best of everyone. Wants to stay young forever. Talks too much. Laughs loudly. Warm smiles and loving touches. Cares a lot.

Eyeshadow: Very fashionable. Keeps up with trends. Likes to wear a lot of different colours. Stands out in a crowd. Makes friends easily. Helps everyone they can.

Mascara: Rolls their eyes constantly. Very sarcastic. Wears all black. Creates a difference in a subtle way. Doesn’t show it but actually cares a lot. Tired all the time.

NT Moment #6

When your catchphrase is 

“Not completely sure, but pretty sure I’m right”

The Houses as Programming Languages

Gryffindor: CSS

Ravenclaw: HTML

Hufflepuff: JavaScript

Slytherin: C#

Se: let's go to the beach!

Ni: nice, and then what?

Se: what do you mean 'and then what'? let's go to the beach!

Ni: yeah but what do we do once we get there? and once we leave the beach? and once we come back home?

Se: we improvise!

Ni: *horrified screech*

Accurate

Hi! I was wondering if you could give me a few tips on how to tell what’s the mbti type of a person without having to tell them to take the test! Thanks!

The most important thing you can do is listen to what they say instead of look at what they do.

Do they frequently mention how important they think it is to pay attention to what has and hasn’t worked in the past?  Do they find tradition comforting?  Are they good with details?  Most likely high Si and low Ne.

Are they great at brainstorming?  Do they love to look at things in a new light?  Can they see multiple ways of looking at many things?   Do they enjoy talking about far-flung, unrealistic ideas just because they’re interesting?  Most likely high Ne and low Si.

Are they good at knowing how events will develop?  Do they plan far into the future and fixate on a goal that is important to them?  Do they look for meaning and symbolism in things?  Most likely high Ni and low Se.

Are they great at jumping on opportunities?  Do they love physical thrills and material comforts?  Are they present, paying attention to what is going on around them?  Are they impatient and action-oriented, preferring to be spontaneous than to come up with a detailed plan?  Most likely high Se and low Ni.

Are they great at noticing logical inconsistencies?  Do they ask a lot of “why” questions and enjoy knowing how things work and why things are the way they are?  Do they often question the accuracy of the information they are given and refuse to accept anything that does not make sense to them?  Most likely high Ti and low Fe.

Do they often mention how important it is to help others?  Are they great at making other people feel at ease in social situations?  Do they express their feelings, opinions, and emotions in the moment?  Do they tend to focus on the group and encouraging everyone in it?  Most likely high Fe and low Ti.

Do they seem passionate and emotional but at the same time reserved in some way?  Do they have difficulty putting how they feel into words and need time to think before talking about it?  Do they often mention how important it is to them to have personal freedom and do what they believe is right?  Most likely high Fi and low Te.

Are they great at making plans and getting things done fast?  Are they impatient, competitive, and hard-working?  Do they often focus on accomplishing things the most efficient and logical way regardless of who gets offended?  Most likely high Te and low Fi.

Pick the two above that best fit the person you are trying to type and then think about whether the high extroverted function or high introverted function fits them better.  That should leave you with one type.  Hope this helps! :)

Slytherin’s as parents

family is everything

think their kids the best no matter what

come off as strict but they just worry

“Because I said so.”

“No but’s.”

will kill anyone who says something against their child

always reads bedtime stories

holds their kid’s hand when crossing the road (up to an age where it becomes embarrassing for the kid)

“I love you no matter what they say”

are very serious about their kid’s education

tell their kids horror stories about themselves to prevent them from doing stupid things

always suspicious about their kid’s friends

dress to impress

“I want to talk to the teacher.”

have strict rules around the house

“When you move out you can do whatever you want to”

sometimes team up against their kids

come off as cold but their have so much love to give

they have that voice that sends chills down your spine when they’re being mad

discipline is what they believe in

Slytherin aesthetic #2

Trembling candle light; rose gold iphone; tracing constellations; overflowing bookshelves; the breath you take after being underwater for too long; minimalism; greek mythology; komorebi (sunlight that filters trough the trees); fairy lights; black outfits; rare but significant hugs; sad books; philosophy; afraid of being average; watercolors; quotes written on wrists; smoking cigarettes; halsey lyrics; climbing ivy on the railings; the smell of air right before the storm; having pierced ears but not wearing earrings; being alone but not lonely; the smile you make after passing a test you haven’t studied for; large scarves; the brontë sisters’ books; breaking glass.