A Mood

“MOON DRIVE”

I’ve seen a lot of half-assed book trees. 

THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM.

Types stereotype at school/college (sarcastic)

MBTI in college (stereotypical/sarcastic)

I’ll do college. This turned out to be more stereotypical than sarcastic :/

INFJ - Sits around the campus to people-watch for hours, makes friends with the campus cat, realizes they are actually the campus cat, actually makes an effort to cook

INTJ - Is graduating a year early because they take twice the normal course load even during the summer, somehow still has time to read books that are not required textbooks

INTP - Lives in the computer lab, always wears the same clothes (because they’re too lazy to go home to shower), forgets to go to classes and exams, miraculously stays up for 72 hrs straight before essay due dates

INFP - Goes on a quest to find themselves, changes majors 5 times, enters an existential crisis and broods about life for months, stops caring about the outside world and walks into every single pole and door on campus

ISFJ - Wanders around the campus with neatly organized binders, color-codes post-its, and colorful gel pens, could open a stationary store but they’re way too attached to their pens

ISFP - Sneaks into the science lab to rescue all the lab animals, opens an animal rights club, finds their true calling by becoming a social activist, runs a rally every week on campus

ISTP - Goes to classes but always sits at the back and sleeps, tries to make their own beer as an experiment, joins a band, forgets they were in school

ISTJ - Has tons of “friends” who constantly ask to borrow their very organized lecture notes, low key enjoys the popularity

ENTP - Makes money off ISTJ’s notes by photocopying and selling them to other students, becomes a full time entrepreneur, drops out

ENFP - Keeps failing exams because they get bored and doodle all over the essay questions, switches majors 20 times, is undeclared until 4th year

ENTJ - Gets an internship during 2nd year, job offers during the 3rd year, is reluctant to come back to school but unfortunately they do need those grades for law school

ENFJ - Volunteers at charities around the city, can be seen at student networking events, joins a bunch of student clubs and ends up running all of them

ESFP - Is constantly hungover or constantly high, crashes parties as a hobby, can never be found inside their dorm room

ESTP - Breaks into school at night to drink because just taking classes is not challenging enough, streaks around the campus when final exams are done

ESTJ - An honor student with straight A’s, reads all textbooks since the first month, argues with professors for getting some facts wrong, ends up being a Teaching Assistant

ESFJ - Is in college for the sole purpose of making friends and hanging out with them, succeeds, has at least 10 friends in every class, holds house parties with 100+ people, everyone mistakes their house for a sorority/frat

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ENTJ vs INTJ: Compare/Contrast

Study sample: my partner (ENTJ 5w4) and myself (INTJ 8w9).

GENERAL

ENTJ: cross-country. INTJ: weight training. ENTJ: forgets to eat. INTJ: dibs. ENTJ: beer. INTJ: cocktails. ENTJ: tea > coffee. INTJ: coffee > tea. ENTJ: is an “energy vampire” - energized through interaction with other people. INTJ: literally looks and acts like a vampire.

APPEARANCE

ENTJ: low maintenance, emphasis on quality. INTJ: higher maintenance, likes to experiment. ENTJ: much of wardrobe still remaining from senior year of high school. INTJ: has ruined or outgrown wardrobe from just five years ago. ENTJ: displays offbeat/geeky interests discreetly, like wearing a pin or a watch. INTJ: has a closet full of nerdy t-shirts and wears them often.

ARTS/ ENTERTAINMENT

ENTJ: band. INTJ: solo piano. ENTJ: plays D&D. INTJ: reads D&D novels. ENTJ: sci-fi > fantasy. INTJ: fantasy > sci-fi.

SOCIAL INTERACTIONS/ RELATIONSHIPS

ENTJ: outwardly affable and energetic; inwardly serious and intense. INTJ: outwardly serious and reserved; inwardly soft and goofy. ENTJ: is proud of their accomplishments, makes a point to not brag about them. INTJ: has somehow managed to forget every major accomplishment in their life up to this point. ENTJ: has gradually learned how to be less confrontational. INTJ: has gradually learned how to not give a shit.

Edwin Jarvis: Peggy no!

Peggy: Peggy yes!

Almost every guy ever: PEGGY NO

Peggy: Screw you! PeGGY YES!!

Steve Rogers: Peggy Yes!!!!!

Peggy: PEG-

Peggy: oh.

Peggy: Ooh I like him

       — vincent van gogh

MBTI types as things in the sky

ENFJ: The rising sun on a summer morning.

ENFP: A constellation pointed out by friends star gazing.

ENTJ: A jet breaking the sound barrier.

ENTP: A super nova, releasing all of its star power.

ESFJ: A shooting star, holding on to a wish.

ESFP: A meteor shower passing over a summer camping party.

ESTJ: A satellite, precisely orbiting the earth.

ESTP: A distant planet waiting to be explored.

INFJ: The Northern Lights, dancing in the sky.

INFP: The Moon, both its illuminated side and its dark side.

INTJ: A cumulonimbus, majestically brewing from the storm inside.

INTP: A black hole, both mysterious and mesmerizing.

ISFJ: A rainbow after a spring shower.

ISFP: A colorful hot air balloon flying at dawn.

ISTJ: The International Space Station looking over an hurricane on planet earth.

ISTP: A parachute, deploying gracefully and falling freely.

you know that exact moment you realise you’ve over-shared with someone and you immediately feel like throwing up ???