Canon: They Only Had Less Then A Minute Of Screen Time Together. This Was Probably The First Time They

I liked your parts! You’re fantastic with writing Wendy.

Aw! Thank you so much! You write very well too!

I hope some of you guys will appreciate it!

Thank you 🙏🏼

I did this this morining and I have 0 regrets

Excuse me! I’m feeling very attacked right now… especially since I did all three of these today.

Also,

I’M PUTTING HIM RIGHT NEXT TO MY CHASE FIGURE AND MY HEATWAVE PIN!!!

TIS THE YEAR OF RESCUE BOTS!

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP HEATWAVE GOT REVEALED AT MEGACON IN THE HASBRO BOOTH

MAJOR WIN FOR RESCUE BOTS FANS

Black Rainbow Cake: looks like an emo gay

This is going to be me when I get old.

A Surprise Pairing~

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Let’s see where this goes!

“I think I got got everything we need for the spell just like last time.” Dipper stated as he exited out the elevator carrying a rather large box for himself to be carrying.

He set the box down on the ground next to Stan’s head, now Ford can see that the box is filled with many candles. Some new, some used, and some....covered in glitter?

“Plus, Grunkle Stan’s favorite pillow so he doesn’t have to lay his head on the dirty floor anymore!”

While Dipper was setting up some of the candles, Mabel took the dirty and worn out pillow she was carrying out of the elevator and placed it underneath Stan’s head.

She had a smile on her face while making her Grunkle as comfortable as she could on the dirty floor but, if they looked closely at her, they could tell that her smile was just a mask she was wearing to hide her fear. She was the cheerful and positive twin. That was her job since she was born.

“Are you sure you kids know what you’re doing? You’re dealing with dangerous things.” He knows how how powerful these spells are and the last thing he needs right now is some else getting hurt.

Ford felt hard eyes on him. Like needles being jabbed into him.

“Listen hear Great-Uncle Ford.” Dipper voice was as cool as ice yet his eyes were refusing to look up at the man he used to worshiped like a God. Oh the irony. “We have been dealing with dangerous things all summer. All things that could have possibly killed us. We can handle this ourselves, we’ve done this once before anyway.”

His next line was like a needle though Ford’s heart.

“So stay out of it....we don’t need you to hurt Grunkle Stan again.”

The room was quite. No one wanted to comment on his words. The only noise in the room was Dipper taking more the candles out of the box and setting them up in a circle around Stan.

Where his words harsh? Yes, yes they were.

Did Dipper care? Nope, not at all. All he wants right now is for his Grunkle to be ok.

Soon later everything was set.

Just like last time, they all had one of their hands on Stan’s head inside the lit circle of candles.

“Is everyone ready?”

“Yep!”

“You got it dude!”

“.....yes.”

Right when Dipper was about to start the incantation. They heard the elevator descending from the main floor. None of them were paying attention when the elevator was called up.

Ford was the first one to move, “Who is that?” His free hand immediately went to his gun on his thigh ready for another unwanted individual.

As soon as the elevator opened it’s doors, heavy boots and a loud, angry, and......feminine(?) voice bounced off the walls of the basement.

The individual yelled out, “What the hell is going on?!”

You know those AUs and fics where Stan is badly injured/dying in NWHS when the portal opens, and it forces Ford to react differently when he steps out?

Imagine Stan being more exhausted than he was in canon (after all, he was fighting off agents, sprinting across town, and getting thrown around the basement, and adrenaline is one heck of a drug but still)…exhausted to the point that when Ford punches him in the face, Stan just straight up passes out

I’m just picturing Ford going “OH CRAP DID I REALLY HIT HIM THAT HARD” and Soos freaking out that “MR. PINES IS DEAD” and Mabel and Dipper still being like “WHAT IS H A P P E N I N G”

(and Stan will be fine, of course, but Ford’s potential reactions in this scenario are hilarious to me for some reason)

DAMN IT!

I JUST HEALED FROM BOTH FANDOM’S TERRIBLE ENDINGS! DON’T MAKE ME CRY AGAIN!

Why…why was Derek Dean’d?!?! Neither one deserved it! (I know why, terrible writers that wanted to kill the main fan ship) (that or now with everything going on, the writers were probably weren’t paid enough)

The fact being that this makes Stiles his Castiel hurts too because:

We never gotten the closure that we needed and wanted from his character

He gave the person he loves a personal item of his that he cares about because he knew the other person would take care of it (until the day they die)

He wasn’t there when the love of his life sacrificed himself, but if he was, he would have stopped him/wouldn’t have wanted to end like that

He knew that they both loved each other but never gotten the chance to give a proper confession/allow the other person to confess their feelings back

…This is why fanfics are better than canon!

i know we joke that derek got castiel’d but actually he got dean’d.

got a kid that is the carbon copy of the man he loved

was never able to tell the guy he was in love with him

deeply closeted with a bunch of dead ex-girlfriends

held on to a something of his S/O that was significant to them, even though he knew/was sure the other would never come back (the jeep/the trenchcoat)

died a pointless, miserable death due to bad writing, in a post-ending add-on to his main story

disgustingly, offensive hot

This is the greatest thing I have seen this month!

My sister found a comp of Alex's vines.