Latest Posts by shnoognfire - Page 8

None of us did 😭

it has been 2 years and 14 days since the last episode of supernatural aired. i wish it didn't end on that cliffhanger of cas being taken and dean crying on the floor but oh well

My cat

This is my new kitten Boris, he is so tiny. And yet my cat Nigel, who is four times his size, is absolutely terrified of him.



2020 has been a long long year filled with terrible forest fires, a global pandemic, and more police brutality. For how bad this year has been for the world and the things I believe in this year has been good for me. This remote learning experience has been the healthiest school experience I have ever had. I have a pre-existing condition where I pass out because of my insulin being so effected by my environment. Being at home I am no longer affected by these environments because my home in environment is controlled. I have not passed out in three years but this year I have had almost no symptoms and have lost 20 pounds. But we should learn from this year is not to ignore the pain any issues that the world is facing but we should take the small victories with us. 

During quarantine

All my friends: “ I gained 20 pounds it’s gonna be so hard to lose it after quarantine.”

Me: “ you gained weight? I lost 10 pounds”

My friends:



Hehe 😉

Harley: Why are any of us here, really?

Zoo Employee: I’m asking you, specifically.

We love A mentor encouraging his mentees unstable humor

Peter: Hey Mr. Stark

Tony: What's up kid?

Peter: Do you know what's Captain America's favorite drink?

Tony:

Peter: Iced Americano

Tony:

Peter: :)

Tony: I'll give you fifty bucks if you go and tell this joke to steve right now

Pepper can’t be mad at this, because it’s so true

Morgan: Mom! Dad! I was at school today and I heard one of the other kids says a boy can't marry another boy because at the fairytales the prince always save the princess from the assassin sent to kill her and marry her, not another prince. If one prince can't marry another prince, why uncle Steve married uncle Bucky?

Pepper: See, darling. Sometimes the prince don't falls in love with the princess. Sometimes the princess falls in love with another princess and sometimes the prince falls in love with another prince.

Morgan: So uncle Steve is a prince that fell in love with another prince?

Tony: No. Uncle Steve is a prince that fell in love with the assassin sent to kill him.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what can be referred to as the scientific principle of Gen z fatalistic humor

Peter: Why would I pass my exams when I can just pass away?

Tony: *inhales*

Bucky: that’s for me to know and you to find out

[at 3am]

Bucky: You can say, “Have a nice day!” without a problem.

Bucky: But you can’t say “Enjoy the next 24 hours” without sounding vaguely threatening.

Tony: How did you get into my workshop?

Let’s be real though this is probably true

Peter: 51 looks like SI

Peter: therefore area 51 is actually owned by Tony Stark

Tony:

Tony: somehow you got the correct outcome from a wildly unscientific method

Peter: I'm just good like that

Peter, realising: wait, WHAT

If you think about it they all make sense

The devil Camari sexy. My Halloween costume 

I see it

Hear me out and repeat after me:

Steve Grant Rogers is a Slytherin.

James Buchanan Barnes is a Hufflepuff.

No one can change my mind about it.

BuCkY I lOvE UuUu!!!! 🥰 but you must be with Stevie

I've posted it and Tumblr messed the gifs 🙄🙄

I fixed it now.

Why is peter me tho

Natasha: I will need that you and Bucky pretend to be dating on the mission, Steve.

Steve, blushing: I... yeah, ok.

Peter: *trying to hide a smile*

Natasha: What's that, Peter?

Peter: I've read enough fanfics to know exactly how it will end.

Just Steve’s way of saying “fight me b*%ch

Ok, ok, but hear me out:

One day before an Avengers' press conference some bigoted conservative idiot gives an interview and at some point he says "I can't stand how they brainwashed our childs. I saw a teenager boy wearing a skirt yesterday and I was so disgusted by what they took our kids to do. I bet Captain America is so disappointed with the course our society took". Steve sees it and he isn't pleased to say at least.

The next thing people know is Steve going to the press conference using a skirt. Steve is letting no idiot use his image no hurt people.

Let’s be real men. You don’t need to be gay to wanna fuck this man.

This is my Goddess I need no one else.

We all worship the Queens of Marvel and the Empress her self Ms Marvel

my religion

You are not alone young one many feel the rath that is the TV overlords drama machine

I feel so called out yet so understood

For my first post I wanna holler at my fellow Pans and poly’s and say this tumblr will mostly be gay.