Practice Social Distancing By Going To One Of Those Vampire Castles Where The Vampire Will Encourage

i llove this im shaking like a small dog

Bestie can we have gay sex sorry I mean gay sex I mean

“Guinea pig getting cozy enjoying the back scratcher.”

(via)

any of us could be chosen to be disney's next first gay character... be careful kings

nonchalantly brings up something I've been obsessing over for multiple months as if it just occurred to me right at that moment

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

Idk where the Nook/Redd are bitter exes came from but HOLY FUCK do I love it. Why am I so invested in this drama between a raccoon and a fox I will never know but,,,, yeah,,,, this is the good shit.

remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train

white girls hunting me in packs