Ladies, Gentlemen, And Everyone Else, Put Your Appendages Together For Hen! Ry! Ooooaaaaak! This Took

Idk, we don't know what’s what with s1 dads but I still wanted to draw them older, as grandparents. Designs might and most likely will change when we are told more about themmm.

hey guys long time no see this is about to become a metalocalypse and oc blog. sorry about that dndads fandom

....when I was....a young girl....some asshole... took me some place real shitty🎶

Scary Marlowe page to celebrate dndads day!!!

FR!!! THEY FORGOT WE LOVE PARSING OUT THE TECHNICALITIES OF RULES AND RESTRICTIONS AND WILL FIGHT OUR AUTHORITY FIGURES ON THE MEANING OF MENIAL GAME TECHNICALITIES!!!!

we would make great lawyers

my first contribution to this forsaken community.... they all have a light-eyed stare and you cannot tell me otherwise. freaks, the lot of them. bonus knubbler.

How rare, how daring of me to continue a fic I have already started! Now that AP season is over and I don’t have to care about school anymore, I’m free to write and draw seriously. Rejoice!

Also sorry about a lil angst in there it’s mandatory to hurt Glenn any chance you get.

Howdy it’s me again, making more covers for fics I’m obsessing over!!! I’ve made art for it before but if y’all haven’t seen—there’s a city boy x cowboy au fic of nark!!! I love au’s and am so glad ppl r writing them for this ship [esp bc it’s cowboyssss]

Google Docs

The Dad Fact Master Doc

DISCLAIMER: The Dad Fact Master Doc is a rowdy, horny, violent Google Doc for grown-ups who have already listened to all of Dungeons & Dad

Google Docs

The Teen Fact Master Doc

DISCLAIMER: The Teen Fact Master Doc is a rowdy, horny, violent Google Doc for grown-ups who have already listened to all of Dungeons & Da

hail and well met, fans of this stupid podcast!!! for a while now, i've been diligently keeping a record of the dad and teen facts, and now that i have a tumblr, it's high time i plugged it here! these are lovingly curated, painstakingly maintained, and embarrassingly comprehensive, truly a sign of the most severe stage of clinical brainrot. come get y'all soup. eat up.

edit: a couple people brought up my content warning joke and in hindsight it was honestly a) not funny b) not cool and c) not helpful which is d) not any of the three things i want this project to be so i fixed it. thanks for bringing that to my attention, i didn’t realize how rude it sounded!

Been a while, hasn’t it been? About darn time I gave Ron the portrait treatment! I love him, he’s literally my favorite dad and I would do anything for him. Go king. Step up.

another addition to the cowboy au

after their first meeting at the bar