Sobbing Screaming Crying Shou And His Hair, Expression, HIS SMILEEE, Holding The Cat, His Ring. Shin

The song "Would You Fall In Love With Me Again?" From Epic: The Musical is literally just Shouta coming back from an undercover mission that genuinely rewired his brain, caused him to use his Licence To Kill, etc

The people he's been investigating have been busted and Hizashi is on the team that finds them, he sees Shouta; dirty, bloodied, bruised and beaten. His husband's eyes hold no semblance of the warmth they once did but Hizashi knows, undoubtedly, that the man he's looking at is still his partner.

Timeskip kaminari being like hawks but instead of an exess amount of bird jokes, he just makes terrible electricity puns like its just:

CHARGEBOLT

@.adhdpika

"Geuss whos geust starrring on earphone-jacks radio hour tomorrow! Tottally CHARGED UP!"

Argh I hate him he's so stupid

Sobbing they could have lived lives together

Do you guys wanna see some tooth rotting domestic Keigo/Touya ?? 🥺

post-war hotwings where touya's alive cuz I say so

Keigo is under the impression that touya's a heavy sleeper because everytime keigo sees him asleep, he like plays w his hair or tells him he loves him or sum other gay shit but he only does it when he thinks touya can't hear cuz hes too scared to let touya know just how much he loves him. Everytime this happens, touya is pretending to be asleep because he knows keigo would stop immediately otherwise

there are days in the dorms where shouta will come back after patrol bloodied and beaten without that little extra energy to take him to his and hizashi's room, so he crashes onto the sofa as soon as he walks through the doors because this smell, these sounds, they are safe.

morning will come with quiet conversations and muted tv. he gets such a bad adrenaline crash that hizashi has managed to bandage him and the kids have managed to wipe the blood and debris from his face and hair without him waking. when he wakes up he'll shower and go back to the dorms, he sees the look on the kids faces; no child should have to see the person they view as an unmovable pillar so bloodied and broken.

hc that you have to know atleast four languages to graduate underground from UA, so while hizashi only knows japanes and english (& a little duolingo french but does that even count), shouta had to learn korean, russian, english, and mandarin, although he can't write in mandarin anymore because it doesent need to be used in hero work as much.

Hitoshi lives off of coffee but prefers energy drinks- doesent drink them because shouta complains about the caffeine crash it causes

Shouta lives off of coffee but prefers tea, he does however fall asleep as soon as he has a little which is both a blessing and a curse

Hizashi personally takes a shot every morning and then buys an iced tea the rest of the day but no one needs to know

Eri likes prime and no one supports her

The brainrot is real,, listening to hostage by billie and imagining eri and hizashi singing,, I fear I'm in too deep

lol thinking about domestic hotwings where kei begs touya to go to TK maxx every weekend because "the store has our initials on it though! It's practically calling for us!" and "look, look! It's red for my wings and white for your hair! It was made just for us now let's go!!"

Reverse au where the Villains are somehow heroes, but tenko still has decay. I like the idea of him pulling a shouta and not giving two shits about his hero name, so spinner jokingly writes down 'dustbunny' so now there's this 20-something hero who seems a little manic and a bit more of a vigilante than a hero, who hangs around the number one hero's rebellious eldest, the lizard who's the biggest advocate for a mutant revolution in japan, and certain underground hero who used to be a vigilante with golden eyes and a Licence To Kill.