You are saying
"The worst she can say is no."
There’s a blog here with a vaguely similar title and content that has said that Kingohger was “crazy awful” since the first episode. They are probably mistaking you for the Kingoh hater.
I know who you talking about, but I cannot comprehend the mistake since our blogs are so different, c'mon I have a beautiful zubat theming, a completely different gimmick that I don't stick to very well, my edits, my archive of reaction pics, my identity online, I cannot stand being mistaken
(S/O) "Heh, I'd buy that for a dollar-"
I get that reference it's from Robocop! aka my favorite movie
Asta's s/o jokingly says it would be nice to have their own soaceship... They then have to physically restrain her from buying them one
Asta doesn't like using her money, since many people would try to take advantage of it.
But when it comes to the people she cares about? That's a different story.
Arlan, S/O, and a few others have the privilege, and burden, of having access to Asta's wealth.
S/O has to be careful with their wording, as whenever they mentioned it'd be nice to have something, Asta would take that literally.
(S/O) "Heh, I'd buy that for a dollar-"
(Asta) "What are you getting? I can help out if you need it-"
(S/O) "W-What? No, that's just a saying-No, Asta! Put down the phone!"
Asta becomes absolutely flabbergasted whenever S/O offers to pay her back for a meal, or gets her something instead.
To the point she'd be willing to buy them something grandiose to show her affection.
(S/O) "We already said goodbye to the Astral Express?"
(Asta) "Yes, they're out travelling the galaxy now."
(S/O) "Heh, I wish the two of us could go exploring in our own ship."
(Asta) "...Do you need one?"
(S/O) "Hm? Well, It'd be nice to have but-Asta, don't you dare."
S/O reaches for her arm before she can even grab the phone.
(S/O) "How the hell do you even order a spaceship from an app anyway?!"
(Asta) "I can show if you-"
(S/O) "NO!"
How about pocket Ganyu helping you with scheduling stuff and keeping on task? I have trouble with both tbh and ganyu is the perfect secretary and I'm sure assistant.
A Helping Hand (Pocket Ganyu!)
Well, I think I've discovered a new fantasy of mine. -Prairie anon
did you like it!! 😽😽😽
✧ Realms of Guile and War ✧
*flexes on you with my c6 layla whom i wasn't even trying to get*
YOU HAVE SOMETHING I WANT
ok but i need to complain. i have been eagerly awaiting the shop reset for the entire week i've been at my grandmothers. all i wanted was layla bro... i literally took a piss and then in the bathroom started wishing and YOU ONOW WHAG I FUCKINGNBGOT
HEIZOU. C3 HEIZOU. ARE TOU SEKTOIS RIGHT NOW I CANF DVEN SPELL RIGHT DO YOU SEE HOW MISERABLY I SPELLED SERIOUS HELP ME I'm not fixing it tho
I just want ONE COPY OF LAYLA JUST ONE
You know I usually have pretty good luck in his godforsaken game; i usually win my 50/50s. i had some hopes for getting wanderer and al haitham (foolish am i) I DONT ANYMORE BC WTF OS THIS SHIT
WANDERER IS GOING TO COME TO ME WITH AN ELECTRO VISION AND A SWORD AND KEQING WILL MIRACULOUSLY BECOME C4 LIKE WTF help m
This is a reupload from the original Genshingorls, many thanks to the og anon who asked for this, and the others who were interested in it!
Eula was universally shunned in the beginning years of her time in Mondstadt.
Even trying to get groceries to eat was a major problem for her due to her clan's history.
Clan Lawrence was seen as nothing but monsters, and the people of Mondstadt treated her as such.
There were precious little people who treated her as an equal, disregarding her past.
Though, there was one person who she never expected to meet…
===
In Angel's Share, Eula stopped by the bar to grab a drink after a hard day's work.
But of course, it wasn't as simple as she wanted.
Everyone in the tavern looked at her with scorn, either scooting away or muttering behind her back.
Eula sighed, looking at the bartender.
(Eula) "Can I just get a drink? I'll leave as soon-"
(Bar patron) "Maybe you should just go."
Eula turned to her left and saw three customers who were obviously drunk.
The Bartender thankfully gave her the drink without a fuss, though it was most likely to get her to leave as soon as possible.
Eula grabbed her drink and prepared to leave before being stopped by the three men.
(Man 1) "Put that back, you don't deserve it!"
(Eula) "Tch, do you want me to leave or not?"
(Man 2) "You're damn right we do! But you don't get to leave with Mondstadt beer, Lawrence girl!"
Eula was about to say something else before the door swung wildly open, hitting two of the three away.
Everyone looked up in surprise, including Eula, to see who did so.
(???) "Whoops, pardon me."
The man/woman waltzed right in without a care in the world, ignoring the potential fight that was about to break out and sat themselves in front of the stool.
Though what Eula could notice, no one was any happier to see them than her.
…Now that she thought about it, who were they?
They had a massive fur cape on, completely concealing the clothes they were wearing.
Eula had never met them before, which was strange considering that their clothing would stick out like a sore thumb in the city.
Not even the Knights of Favonius dressed as flashy.
(???) "Barkeep, a mug please."
(Bartender) "Hmph. Surprised you haven't drank yourself to death."
(???) "Trust me, working on it."
One of the men pushed Eula aside while the other two blocked the door.
(Man 1) "Oh great, now we gotta deal with you."
The mystery man/woman paid no attention as they yawned.
(Man 1) "HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU!"
The man shoved them nearly off the chair, making the person annoyed.
(???) "Hi yes, welcome to my personal spa-"
They stopped their sentence when they made eye contact with Eula.
(???) "…What, is it my turn to get harassed?"
(Man 1) "It's your turn to get the hell out! We don't want Lawrence or Belmont filth in our city!"
Eula's eyes widened at the name.
Belmont.
House Belmont?!
Back during Clan Lawrence's rule, they banished House Belmont for supposedly working against them.
To her knowledge, the Belmont's were monster hunters, taking down anything that was a threat to the city. But due to fear from Lawrence and misinformation, they were eventually exiled.
That was centuries ago, and everyone believed the lineage to be extinct.
Though, Eula supposed she must've missed a person if she's hearing about it now.
Getting a good look at them now, their hair was disheveled and greasy, their clothes looked grimy and most likely smelled horrible.
Their eyes had bags and face looked dirty and tired.
Where the hell were they living?
Her mind snapped out of thinking when she realized the Belmont was staring directly at her now.
(???) "Lawrence, eh?"
They got up from their seats, pushing away the man, making him almost trip.
The other two blocking Eula stanced up.
(???) "Back away from the lady, eh? Doubt she needs to deal with a buncha assholes like us right now."
(Man 2) "WHAT DID YOU CALL US?!"
The second man charged the Belmont, for them to step to the right and dodge.
Well, step was a strong word for what Eula saw. More like drunkenly stagger.
The man ran straight into a stool as they continued talking to her.
(???) "So you're the Lawrence everyone keeps whining about."
Eula furrowed her brow. She had no idea if this Belmont resented her for being a Lawrence, though this time it was much more of a justified reason.
(???) "Honestly? Not as scary as the city makes you out to be."
They turned to the third man.
(???) "Why's it you hate her exactly?"
(Man 3) "Like you, Belmont.-" spits "-A child of such an evil clan doesn't belong here!"
(???) "Mhm. Riveting. Attention everyone!"
It was clear to Eula the Belmont was being dramatic, since everyone was already staring.
(???) "(Y/N) Belmont and…Er, What's your name?"
(Eula) "Eula?-"
(Y/N) "-Eula Lawrence, will take our drinks and leave in peace! Now kindly stop riding our asses and piss off." (Y/N) grabbed their own drink after shoving the two men aside, then walked near the door past Eula.
Eula set to follow before the third man grabbed her by the wrist.
(Eula) "H-Hey!"
(Man 3) "WE SAID LEAVE IT-"
(Y/N) "Ugh, I'm sorry my beautiful beer-"
SMASH! Eula gasped when the man's head was hit full force with (Y/N)'s mug, sending them flying and hitting the other two.
(Bartender) "GET THE HELL OUT, BELMONT! I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER GO ANYWHERE IN MONDSTADT AGAIN!"
(Y/N) "Yeah yeah, plague be upon my House and name and all that shit. Fuck off Mondstadt, and good night!"
They stormed away after kicking the door open, Eula standing there shocked for a moment.
After processing what happened, she ran after them.
(Eula) "H-Hey!"
(Y/N) "Oh for god's sake I'm-" They stopped midsentence upon seeing Eula.
(Y/N) "…Oh. You."
They looked at her wrist for a moment.
(Y/N) "They didn't hurt you did they?"
(Eula) "Thanks to you, no."
(Y/N) "There's my good deed for the year, nice talking to you, bye-bye!"
They continued to walk away but Eula still went after.
(Eula) "Why did you do that for me?"
They didn't stop walking towards the exit of the city, but continued talking.
(Y/N) "I just hate jackasses like those guys, that's all."
(Eula) "But…I'm a Lawrence."
(Y/N) "That you are."
(Eula) "Shouldn't you hate me?"
They stopped in their tracks, Eula running into their back and bouncing off.
(Y/N) "…I should, shouldn't I? It was House Lawrence that condemned my family to extinction."
They turned around and looked at her.
(Y/N) "They were the ones who made my ancestors stop protecting the people of Mondstadt, to make them forget we protected them from monsters, to make them hate us!"
Eula stepped back in a small amount of fear.
(Y/N) "No, you're right. I hate House Lawrence."
Eula looked down. She shouldn't have expected anything else-
(Y/N) "But I don't hate you."
(Eula) "…W-What?"
(Y/N) "Sure I wish your ancestors can fuck a dead dog in a ditch and kill themselves, but what's that gotta do with you?"
They shrugged nonchalantly.
(Y/N) "What would a descendant from House Lawrence be doing in Mondstadt if they weren't trying to get away from their family? You might be trying to make them not seem as bad anymore, but you do what you do. I don't care."
They waved goodbye as they walked out the gates.
(Y/N) "Gave that dream up ever since my folks kissed the dirt."
(Eula) "Wait a second, where are you going?"
(Y/N) "To sleep."
(Eula) "But where?"
(Y/N) "Under a tree."
(Eula) "Not in a house?-"
(Y/N) "Are you going to be asking questions all night?"
(Eula) "…I can't just let you sleep somewhere so…barbaric."
(Y/N) "I sincerely doubt you want my gross ass on your noble couch."
…They weren't entirely wrong but-
(Eula) "At least for tonight. As thanks."
(Y/N) "I don't need thanks. I just need some sleep, and some more beer."
Eula looked down and realized she still had the drink.
(Eula) "Then how about we share?"
This caught their attention as they spun around at an honestly alarming speed, considering they were most likely drunk this second.
(Y/N) "…Okay, fine. You win. Now give me that."
Eula yanked it back before they could grab it. She smirked a little.
(Eula) "Share, Belmont. We're sharing."
(Y/N) "Bagh…"
They muttered something under their breath as they followed Eula her house.
(Eula) "Make yourself at home."
(Y/N) "Mug, Lawrence. Now."
She rolled her eyes and she gave them a mug and poured their half.
As soon as she was done, they yanked the mug and chugged it down in a matter of seconds.
(Y/N) "Ah, now that is a gift from Barbatos. You don't got anymore do ya?"
(Eula) "I'm afraid that was all I got."
(Y/N) "Shit, knew I shouldn't have smashed my damn mug…"
(Eula) "Thank you for that. Really. That's the first time a stranger has ever stood up for me."
(Y/N) looked surprised before clearing their throat.
(Y/N) "It's nothing."
(Eula) "…Before you go to bed, could you kindly take a bath? You admittedly do have a bit of a stench."
(Y/N) "Course I do, I've been sleeping in fuckin' nature all the time!"
(Eula) "So can you go?"
(Y/N) "…Dunno why I'm arguing against clean water, god I really am drunk."
They went into bathroom as told, making Eula worried.
Eula at least had Amber, Jean, and Master Varkas vouch for her.
The fact she had never even heard mention of them until now…
…
The next morning, Eula woke up and called out to Y/N.
(Eula) "Hey, Belmont. Are you awake?"
No response.
(Eula) "Belmont?"
After going downstairs, the room was empty.
The blanket she gave them was neatly folded on the couch, alongside a pouch of gold and a small note.
Thanks for letting me crash, Lawrence. Don't worry, the filthy Belmont didn't steal anything. You didn't have any alcohol for me to grab anyway. I checked the pantry and everything.
Here's something to pay you back for the trouble I caused. I don't know what you do but we'll probably see each other again.
Keep yourself safe, you hear?
(Y/N)
(Eula) "That idiot! I swear I'm going to enact my vengeance on them!…Huh. That doesn't sound like a bad phrase, actually.
===
Eula asked Amber if she knew (Y/N) when they met up.
Amber said that she had only seen them, but successfully managed to evade her everytime she called out to them.
She did know the location of where they seemed to frequent, which was near Starfell Valley.
So, Eula decided to perform her reconnaissance duty there.
Eula stealthily traversed the hills as she scouted the area for any potential threats.
Finally after three weeks of their first meeting, she found the Belmont again, walking the trail to Mondstadt.
She was going to call out their name before realizing something was moving in the trees.
A group of Treasure Hoarders came out to attack them, prompting Eula to move quickly to their location.
(Treasure Hoarder) "Hah, another Test Subj-"
(Y/N) spun around quickly, dropping their cape and a chained whip came flying out, hitting them square in the chest.
The whip suddenly ignited and exploded, sending the bandits flying back hitting stones, landing in the water, and some into each other.
The bandit who was originally hit couldn't be seen anymore, shocking Eula.
(Y/N) "Great. Now I'm sober."
Twirling their whip rapidly, (Y/N) spun around using the whip's length to attack in a circular motion, causing everyone to back up.
With one flick of their wrist, the chain went flying upwards before (Y/N) swung their arm down, causing it to land on top of another Treasure Hoarder making them explode.
When Eula finally approached them, she saw a small pyro vision dangling off the hilt of their whip.
(Eula) "BELMONT!"
(Y/N) quickly reacted and got the whip away from the direction of her voice as she came crashing down with her greatsword, breaking parts of the ground and causing some of the Treasure Hoarders to fly up.
They used the whip to fling it upwards hitting the left one, exploding and sending the bandit on the right to fly off behind a hill.
(Treasure Hoarder) "Damn it, picked the wrong subjects, LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!"
Seeing them run, (Y/N) turned to Eula with a smile.
(Y/N) "Lawrence, good to see you. Coulda handled that myself, you know."
(Eula) "I do not doubt that. Your skills with that whip is incredible!"
(Y/N) "I know right, it's a thing of beauty! 'The Morning Star' is what this baby is called, it was a family relic. It could make monsters explode in a single hit without the Vision!"
She saw the excitement in their eyes talking about the weapon. They probably haven't had the chance to brag about it in a long time.
(Eula) "Impressive. Though, what are you doing out here?"
(Y/N) "Just fulfilling a contract. Getting my pay for hunting down a couple Hilichurls bothering folks out here."
He held out a few broken masks.
(Y/N) "See?"
(Eula) "You're acting as a Mercenary? Why don't you come and work for the Knights of Favonius?"
(Y/N) "Psh, please. I'm not working with a bunch of goody two shoes. They take too long to get anything done."
(Eula) "Ugh, you're sounding like Diluc."
(Y/N) "Hey, he's got the right idea. So what are you doing-…Ah shit, you're a Knight aren't you?"
(Eula) "I am. Is that a bad thing?"
(Y/N) "Depends. You about to lecture me?"
(Eula) "As a Knight? No. But as Eula? I will. Why did you leave without saying anything?!"
(Y/N) "What are you- Oh right. Didn't want you bothering me that's all."
They walked past her again, making her angry.
(Eula) "Is that seriously the only reason, Belmont?!"
(Y/N) "…" sigh "I know what you're trying to do. I get it."
They turned to face her, that casual expression they had suddenly vanished.
(Y/N) "You want me to come with so people don't judge us based on our last names alone. But I'm done with that. The Belmont's are gone. I'm the only one left. There's no point."
(Eula) "What do you mean there's no point? You're still alive aren't you?"
(Y/N) "If you can call this being alive, sure Lawrence."
(Eula) "I'm not asking you to suddenly like the city of Mondstadt. But it has good people worth protecting. At the very least, you shouldn't do it alone."
(Y/N) "What makes you think I'm pro-"
(Eula) "What would a descendant from house Belmont be doing in Mondstadt if they weren't fighting to protect the city, just as their family once did? You had every opportunity to leave, but you're still here."
(Y/N) "…"
Eula walked up to them and held out a hand.
(Eula) "Besides, wouldn't it be fun to show these jackasses that a Belmont and Lawrence are working together for the sake of Mondstadt? At the very least it might cause some of them to have a mental breakdown."
(Y/N) didn't say anything before smiling.
(Y/N) "Know what? That does sound fun."
They grabbed her hand and shook it hard.
(Y/N) "I'm not working with the Knights, but working with you sounds good to me, Eula."
Eula smiled upon hearing her name.
(Eula) "Likwise, (Y/N)."
The two walked side by side, back towards the city.
===
Several years had passed and their relationship had grown even stronger.
Though (Y/N) was constantly asked to join the Knights of Favonius, they refused, instead always being with Eula.
The two had been living together, and Eula was only somewhat successful in trying to stop (Y/N) from getting shitfaced every single night.
When it came to her 'vengeance' talk, (Y/N) found it amusing, at that point she had also come to stop caring about the reputation of her name.
At this point, (Y/N) had finally met Amber, but found her a bit too energetic for their liking.
Eula had fallen for (Y/N) a while back, and was working the courage up to actually say something.
It was thanks to the Traveler and Paimon, Eula finally got the courage to tell (Y/N).
===
(Y/N) yawned as they walked towards the trail of Windrise, noting the big tree.
(Y/N) "Ah, hello old friend."
(Eula) "What, going to play in it again?"
(Y/N) "Hmph, I might. This where you wanted to talk."
Eula took a deep breath and nodded.
(Eula) "It is."
The two sat down by the tree and looked up at the night skies, the stars glistening with the moonlight.
(Y/N) "Hm. It's a bit cold."
(Eula) "I like it personally."
(Y/N) "…You're blushing."
Normally, Eula would try to deny it or get extremely flustered.
Yet, she didn't do either. Instead she smiled. Eula knew (Y/N) could read her like an open book, so there was no point in hiding it.
(Eula) "Yes, I am…Do you know why I asked you here?"
(Y/N) "If I had to guess why you asked me to come to the single most romantic spot on a beautiful night…-"
(Y/N) opened their cape and motioned towards them.
Eula looked at them and smiled, getting closer and sitting comfortably with them, grabbing her knees.
(Y/N) "This is why."
(Eula) "You knew, didn't you?"
(Y/N) "Have for at least a little bit now, actually."
(Eula) "And you didn't say anything because?"
(Y/N) "…I was scared. Scared that you actually fell for an idiot like me. All I do is drink beer, scream, and hunt monsters. I'm not exactly what you call someone 'stable'."
(Eula) "And swear. Don't forget that part."
(Y/N) "Oh, definitely swearing."
(Eula) "I was afraid you wouldn't love someone so vicious as a Lawrence, swearing vengeance upon the townspeople and who steals a poor man's beer every night."
The two laughed softly as their heads slowly fell closer together.
(Y/N) "How could I not?"
Eula hummed contently as their hands wrapped around each others.
(Eula) "…You won't go anywhere, right?"
(Y/N) "I go where you go, Eula. Now, and always."
(Eula) "Then I swear eternal vengeance upon you by giving you the best life I can."
(Y/N) "I'm looking forward to it."
Jean was pleasantly surprised to see Eula had befriended the infamous Belmont.
While she held no personal grudge against them, S/O's reputation was similar to Eula's where they met prejudice wherever they went.
She did everything in her power to protect them, but their foul language and alcohol addiction did little to stem the issue.
Jean always lectured them, much to S/O's dismay but they knew it came out of a place for worry.
It wasn't until Jean personally asked them to join the Knights that finally got them to start behaving a bit more, if anything to stop worrying her.
But it led to patrols reporting less monsters were on the roads, and Jean knew it could only mean one thing.
Late at nights when Jean was still working to the bone, it would be S/O who came in to help her finally get some rest.
(S/O) "Come on, if you take away my beer, I can take away your work."
(Jean) "S/O, one is significantly worse than the other when it comes to overindulging yourself in it."
(S/O) "Yeah, you can't even drink paper."
(Jean) "You know that's not what I-"
(S/O) "Don't have a stick up your ass, let's just get yours in bed!"
(Jean) "Excuse me?"
(S/O) "W-Well, I mean you don't have a stick I just-…Er…"
…
(S/O) "And that Barbara, is why I need your help."
(Barbara) "You're not very-"
(S/O) "Good at talking to your big sis? No. No I am not."
Jean does find them endearing however, and admittedly began to fall for them.
How she fell for someone so rude? She honestly doesn't know entirely herself.
Barbara has to be the one helping them the entire time, because Jean is shy and S/O is incompetent when talking to people.
Lisa knew better than to judge a book by it's cover.
But she did honestly have a very rough impression of S/O.
They had come into the library smelling like piss and beer, and they were about to get their filthy hands all over her books.
(S/O) "Sorry, this the bathroom?"
(Lisa) "…Are you looking for Eula, Sir/Miss Belmont?"
(S/O) "K-Kinda. Said to meet her here but I needed to wash myself first."
(Lisa) "Well, at least you know that. Third door, on the right when you get out."
(S/O) "Thanks purple lady."
They stumbled out the door, making her sigh in relief.
They'd be cuter if they weren't reeking of dirt.
Later on when they were actually sober (mostly), they came in to apologize, this time being clean much to her relief.
(Lisa) "Ah, you look far more handsome/pretty without all that grime covering it up!"
(S/O) "Er, r-right. Anyways, I came in to rent a book from your forbidden section."
Lisa's eye was twitching now.
(Lisa) "Excuse me?"
…
Lisa smiled fondly on those memories. She actually went out to a monster hunt with Eula and S/O. It was admittedly fun.
It was also how Lisa got to know how much a softie S/O actually was.
There was a kitten that was almost crushed by a Ruin Guard, yet S/O rushed in to save them, which caused her heart to melt.
She still teases them about it, and recalls that the moment she began liking S/O truly.
(S/O) "How many people have you told that story?!"
(Lisa) "How many beers have you drank in your life?"
Lumine first met S/O when she, Paimon, and Eula were stopping Eula's uncle teaming with the Fatui to attack Mondstadt.
But it was when they went to Angel's Share to drink with Eula is when they truly spoke.
(S/O) "Ah, you're the Honorary Knight. Must be a pain in the ass."
(Paimon) "Jeez, you stink!"
(Eula) "You get used to it."
(Lumine) "Honestly they could smell worse considering how they look."
(S/O) "Psh, you try hunting monsters and smell good at the same time."
With how vulgar and different S/O was from Eula, Lumine only wanted to get to know them more.
It was after seeing Lumine in action that S/O began to take true notice of her other than a friend of Eula's.
Lumine frequently talked to S/O and actually brought them along for many commissions, asking them for advice on what monster or enemy they had the most efficient plan on.
Then, Lumine became their apprentice, to keep the Belmont knowledge alive.
And it was then S/O began to feel more of a connection with Lumine, even going along with commissions they didn't like.
But, love does that to someone.
(Girl) "…And that's why I need you to fight four Ruin Guards to get these delicious eggs!"
(Paimon) "…Seriously?"
S/O tried their best to look away to not get roped into the stupidest hunt they've ever taken.
Lumine looked at them with a bright smile.
(S/O) "…I'm not looking at you, Lumine.."
(Lumine) "You're going to!~"
(S/O) "I won't."
(Lumine) "You like looking at me!"
(S/O) "Still not looking."
(Lumine) "You're going to, and when you do, you'll crack like an egg!"
(S/O) "…"
…
(Eula) "I can't believe you actually made S/O hunt four Ruin Guards for an egg-"
(S/O) "Lawrence. Shut. Up."
(Paimon) "I know right? They're SO soft for-"
(S/O) "EAT SHIT AND DIE, PAIMON."
(Lumine) "They're so soft for me!"
(S/O) sigh "…That I am, dear."
(Paimon) "H-HEY!"