Stop dawdling, Honey! Your mom and your dad are waiting for us. Your silly attempts to delay what is unavoidable are absolutely pointless; sooner or later, you’ll have to tell your family that we are naming our son, both first and middle name, after a close friend of mine, not after your dad.
It's so much fun when you are beside us.
And remember Honey, good boys cum quietly in their hand.
I need this so bad! 🥰