If There Were No Consequences For My Actions I Would Eat A Raw Egg Immediately. And Maybe A Raw Steak

If there were no consequences for my actions I would eat a raw egg immediately. And maybe a raw steak too. Then crime

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5 months ago
You Know What? I Don’t Care
You Know What? I Don’t Care
You Know What? I Don’t Care
You Know What? I Don’t Care

you know what? I don’t care

*posts art again*

I just wanted to show the people and daemons separately since I spent so much time on them! (Also bcs I’m so so so so proud of my boy band line up of the Command Batch lol)


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4 months ago

Untreated autism wild animal kinship and abused autism trained animal kinship. Holding paws


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6 months ago

This may seem silly but this is what I needed to hear in 2016, so I’m going to say it now. It’s okay to feel hopeless or angry or scared or betrayed or even just mildly nauseous. However you feel is the right reaction for you. You’re just not allowed to kill yourself. You are too good, too valuable, too important for this to be the thing that takes you. Yes the world is a mess, but taking one good person out of it isn’t going to make it any better.

So take care of yourself. Wrap yourself in that blanket. Get that hug. Eat that mug cake. Find your life preserver whatever it may be and keep going. You are stronger than you realize.

Deciding to do something when you’re feeling defeated is hard. If all you can take care of is you today, focus on doing that. Tomorrow or a week from now you can look at what your community needs to do to weather the storm in the long term. Yes communities are hurting now, but having to grieve one more person isn’t going to make anyone’s life any better. Please keep going. Please don’t let this election take you too.

3 months ago

Hlvrai but it’s marine creatures I think they’d be with an unnecessary amount of explanation

Basically an autistic dude rambles about what fish these guys would be with very specific reasonings. I’m a lot more certain on some more than others, some are just “yeah he’d be this lol” and others are a paragraph of explanation based on very specific behavior(s) of the creature.

Hlvrai But It’s Marine Creatures I Think They’d Be With An Unnecessary Amount Of Explanation
Hlvrai But It’s Marine Creatures I Think They’d Be With An Unnecessary Amount Of Explanation

Gordon

Hlvrai But It’s Marine Creatures I Think They’d Be With An Unnecessary Amount Of Explanation

Clownfish

Now I don’t really know how to explain this one besides color lol, I suppose the common aggression they exhibit can be compared to him in a way, besides that just look at him that man is a clownfish

Benrey

Hlvrai But It’s Marine Creatures I Think They’d Be With An Unnecessary Amount Of Explanation

Broadclub Cuttlefish

Okay for Benrey I had quite a few creatures in mind but I ultimately settled on the broadclub cuttlefish. Their mischievous nature for one can automatically be seen in Benreys character, but that is not the main reason I chose them. The main reason I settled on cuttlefish(and more specifically the broadclub cuttlefish) for Benrey is because of a specific behavior seen in the gif above. Broadclub cuttlefish will ‘hypnotize’ their prey into calming down and staying still. I mean if I didn’t compare this to Sweet Voice no one was going to. Also Benrey could be pretty much any fucked up deep sea creature, or if you wanna be really basic, a shark lmao.

Dr. Coomer

Hlvrai But It’s Marine Creatures I Think They’d Be With An Unnecessary Amount Of Explanation

Mantis Shrimp

This one speaks for itself, I’m not even the first one to say this that’s how obvious it is. On top of being the sea creature he would be, I think mantis shrimp would also be Coomers favorite animal(at least when it comes to marine life). Once again I am definitely not the first one to say this.

Bubby

Hlvrai But It’s Marine Creatures I Think They’d Be With An Unnecessary Amount Of Explanation

Blue Ribbon Eel

Honestly this is the one I have the least explanation for, they’re opportunistic hunters I guess. I really wish I had more to say for Bubby because he’s one of the most overlooked characters in the fandom in my opinion. But alas, he is eel coded to me, and he is blue, thus, blue ribbon eel.

Tommy

Hlvrai But It’s Marine Creatures I Think They’d Be With An Unnecessary Amount Of Explanation

Yellow Stingray

Couldn’t find a gif for this one :(

Not only are these silly guys yellow, they are known for their kind, curious, and playful temperament, but they will not hesitate to sting when they feel threatened. Very Tommy. I also picked a ray specifically for reasons you’ll see in a moment, just keep reading. ;3

Forzen

Hlvrai But It’s Marine Creatures I Think They’d Be With An Unnecessary Amount Of Explanation

Porbeagle Shark

Couldn’t find a gif or even a good picture for this one so fuck it, porbeagle side eye

I have the stupidest explanation for this one. Forzen is shark and dog coded, porbeagles are known for their playfulness and dog-like hunting style. Porbeagle Forzen.

Darnold

Hlvrai But It’s Marine Creatures I Think They’d Be With An Unnecessary Amount Of Explanation

Parrot Fish

I’ll have a gif for the last one I promise

I know all of these have brought up behaviors of the animal for reasons why I associate them with that specific character, but this one is specifically for aesthetic reasons. I associate Darnold with colorful stuff because potions and parrotfish are underrated just like him leave me alone.

Gman

Hlvrai But It’s Marine Creatures I Think They’d Be With An Unnecessary Amount Of Explanation

Manta Ray

I told you Tommy was a ray for a reason. Anyways, I mainly associate hlvrai Gman with manta rays because of his menacing aura despite him being much less of a threat and practically harmless by the end of the series(so far). Yes I know he threatened Gordon but literally everyone has so shut up, he mainly just told Gordon “take care of my son lol” and brought everyone to Chucky Cheese at the end. But basically yeah manta rays are menacing but harmless, they also just generally have Gmans shadowy vibe.

Idk how to end this bye

8 months ago
Well-adjusted Social Creature Affirmations. Dont Worry I Just Mildly Disappointed/inconvenienced 1 Person.
Well-adjusted Social Creature Affirmations. Dont Worry I Just Mildly Disappointed/inconvenienced 1 Person.
Well-adjusted Social Creature Affirmations. Dont Worry I Just Mildly Disappointed/inconvenienced 1 Person.

well-adjusted social creature affirmations. dont worry I just mildly disappointed/inconvenienced 1 person. happy fursona friday


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8 months ago

do you think time lords get like embarrassing sex ed style lessons at the academy but instead of sex ed it's regen ed. do you think there's time lords out there who don't get taught this stuff and know what regeneration is but have no idea how it works so when they start regenerating they're terrified of what's happening to them


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3 months ago

it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there

4 months ago
shrymf - what the scallop?
6 months ago
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Above that is the following description:
Sea Slug day is celebrated on October 29th in honor of Terry Gosliner's lifelong devotion to nudibranchs and the natural underwater world.
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IT'S SEA SLUG DAY
Costasiella kuroshimae (leaf sheep)
Jorunna parva (sea bunny)
Phyllodesmium poindimiei (spun of light)
Glaucus atlanticus (blue glaucus)
Phidiana Hiltoni (hilton's aeolid)
Hypselodoris lacula
Ardeadoris symmetrica
Cyerce elegans
Cyerce kikutarobabai
Chromodoris lochi
Bornella anguilla
Elysia Chlorotica (eastern emerald elysia) (leaf slug)
Cyerce antillensis
Dirona albolineata (white-lined albolineata)
Cyerce nigricans
Hypselodoris decorata
Goniobranchus charlottae
Verconia romeri
Hypselodoris bennetti
Acanthodoris lutea (orange peel doris)
Hypselodoris obscura
Nembrotha megalocera
Hypselodoris regina
Hypselodoris emma
Miamira sinuata
Hypselodoris bullocki
Nembrotha kubaryana (dusky nembrotha)
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