Player A: For this campaign, I'm of playing an inquisitive rogue who regularly passes of his high perception and investigation as divination magic and helps the city guard.
DM: Ok, that sounds interesting, I like that.
Player B: I'm an alchemist artificer who has a large knowledge of potions and poisons, trying to sell his own while working with A on the side.
DM: Ok that's cool, I like that direction
Player C: I'm a gunslinger fighter who works in a high position for the city guard and is often at odds with A.
DM: Wait a minute...
Player D: I'm an oath of devotion paladin who works with C and has a bit of a soft spot for A despite having a very high regard for the law, even holding her own family to it.
DM: Hold on...
Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.
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asking for help is morally neutral. needing assistance (even a lot of it!!!) is morally neutral. youβre not a bad person for not being able to do things on your ownπ«
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I liked one star wars art that turned them into dogs and now tumblr thinks I like star wars help me help me help me I like dogs okay they drew the dogs immaculately
I LOVE BED
I don't mind if I only get one bookmark
Or a subscription
Or a single comment
I'd be happy with one new kudos
I thought I had gotten over my phase of thinking all my art was shit until I started writing again... Oh well, if it beats my donaldxgoofy post divorce crack then I will be happy