The Older I Get, The More I Need Time & Personal Space To Be As Boring As Possible

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from the sonic lore database

Shrym is shrimp but with softer sounding letters y > I and no p. I used to have a shrimp as my fursona and I liked how the word sounded

@squ1g33 @wolfowlshield

Tag game🎉

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!

For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)

They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.

That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.

Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well

people keep reposting my comics without credit or permission so heres a dump of my comics frome my twitter @/cuptoast

do not my reposts my art, if u see one of my comics uploaded to here, it was not with my permisiions!

I think this is a kink post but there's a very strange overlap between petplay and therian culture and I'm pretending that this is for therians sorry op

listen. clutching your stupid head to my chest and stroking you. you're not a bad dog. idc what they told you, they were wrong. you're a good, sweet, brave little puppy and you've experienced things that nobody should ever go through. i'm so proud of you for making it this far and still having a heart overflowing with this much kindness. i love you so much.

VIGILANTE COLOR-CODING GUIDE FOR THE HENCHPEOPLE OF GOTHAM

When persuing a career in the extralegal arts, it is important for Gothamites to be able to quickly identify the myriad of vigilantes that may interfere with your work. Generally speaking, the darker the color of the uniform, the greater risk that individual poses to you.*

Purple/Yellow/Green (i.e. 'fun' colors) - Danger Level: MILD

You will get the shit kicked out of you, but these vigilantes are generally less sadistic

You may even be able to best one in a fight! Then get your ass handed to you by whoever is called in for backup.

Blue - Danger Level: MODERATE

this is Nightwing

Red and Black - Danger Level: HIGH

There is a 70% chance this person will shoot you with real actual guns.

This color palette is associated with high levels of recent emotional trauma

All Black - Danger Level: EXTREME

it is so over for you

*Please be aware that this rule often works in reverse for potential employers

i got that deer in me (watery brown eyes and the constant urge to run into oncoming traffic)

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