Shrymf - What The Scallop?

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oh my fucking god you gay bitch. why are you like this.

I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

Really didn’t expect y’all to like my pony Kratt scribbles that much but I’m glad to know I’m not the only one weak to funky ponies- so here’s some more of them <3

I know I've talked about this before, but I love the idea of the doctor and the master regenerating together in mysterious circumstances, and having the audience be kept in the dark about which one's which for an episode or three

I fucking hate going through the process of checking compatibility of mods for a modpack, like you install a few new mods and then have the fun challenge of figuring out which mod broke the pack

Absolutely shaking everyone worried about "faking" their alterhuman identity, AND everyone that likes to claim others as "faking".

Faking is something you do on purpose. If you are not going out of your way to consciously lie while rubbing your hands together like a cartoonish supervillain, then it's not faking. That's just your genuine experience.

It IS possible to be wrong, but being wrong is harmless. It's literally whatever. This is not equivalent to faking.

“tik tok is brainrot I’m glad it’s getting deleted” YOU are ignoring an early warning sign of fascism bc silly dances and asmr annoys u. tik tok ban is a part of a MUCH bigger bill that indicates any foreign app, if deemed a threat, can be banned if the owner does not sell it. aka the government is mad bc they cannot censor & their capitalist puppet masters are mad they aren’t making money from it. and if ur ok w that……hm

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

OK I saw the person that shared diego from Dora that reminded them of diego reprogrammed but when I was reading reprogrammed I could only think about Diego Armando (ace attorney) who:

1) Has a cat thing going on (calls his gf kitten yes I know 💀💀💀)

2) Hispanic

3) (kind of spoilers but whatever) later wears a mask on his face that ONLY COVERS HIS EYE AREA (like the lion mask)

4) is an antagonistic character

LIKE. WHEN I READ REPROGRAMMED. DO YOU SEE. I love diego armando and I thought of him instantly for diego reprogrammed

WHY DOES THIS LOOK MORE LIKE DIEGO THAN DIEGO....