Shrymf - What The Scallop?

Uh oh! I'm stuck in trans/water symbolism again! Are those gills or top surgery scars? Does it even matter because either way I'm way more comfortable in the water

Cant stop thinking about @genaleah's wildcard AU, so here is some headcanons and notes! Designs are based off of genaleahs as well :)

regret.mp4

i cannot deny the fact that he would call him some shit like "monsieur forehead"

bonus assistant ash:

listen. clutching your stupid head to my chest and stroking you. you're not a bad dog. idc what they told you, they were wrong. you're a good, sweet, brave little puppy and you've experienced things that nobody should ever go through. i'm so proud of you for making it this far and still having a heart overflowing with this much kindness. i love you so much.

this line from a scanlation of beastars is the funniest thing i will ever see

38🎄 Sunday is Rest day So have 'eepy 'roc.

piplup grain entrapment

So like, there are 9 reindeer in santa's sleigh and there's 9 mercs..

portal coffee shop au but glados is a vindictive keurig