Media Illiterate King

My Fox McCloud tulpa i made to help me drive: "Good merge kid, at this rate youll be a first rate pilot"

Me: "thanks captain, but uhh h, idk if your paw should be in my jeans while i drive"

last pure hearted man: "i hope god doesnt noticr me jaywalking"

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

The Crocodile Mom

sex-positive but personally sex-averse asexual culture is seeing those memes/headlines/whatever that are like "is everyone else having more sex than you?" and thinking "gee, i sure hope they are. that way all of my would-be sex can go to a happy loving home"

Op what do Dewey and Hueys quotes say 🥺

this was way too fiting asdasdasd

(the inspiration behind it)

new eeveelution quiz! Take it and tell me who you got :3

“average doctor gets lobotomised six times in their run” factoid actualy just statistical error. average doctor gets lobotomised 0 times in their run. Lobotomies Georg, who exists mostly in audio dramas & gets lobotomised 10,000 times a year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

happy new year❄️

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