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Caffiene crash :)

Teehee just kidding you don't get a choice

How?

When I was a kid I was a big fan of the big Garf, and as a man who doodles on every sheet of paper I also ended up learning how to draw him and doodled him on everything, I got introduced to Heathcliff through drawfee and since Garfield should be long retired by now I look at the comics. I also learned how to doodle him, I believe the first time I really thought about it was doodling on a foggy car window, where I doodled them kissing

What?

Imagine, if you will, Garfield going around the neighborhood and finding another outdoor car by the name of Heathcliff, Heathcliff is mute. They go ham heisting, caterwauling, etc. in a universe where they are catboys I imagine Heathcliff can ride a motorcycle and maybe cook but there's no shortage of non catboy content given Heathcliffs robot son and various other lore. Garfield thinks Heathcliff is cool, maybe even adventurous. Heathcliff thinks Garfield is funny, and secretly nice.

Why?

Why not?

Hi increasingly exasperated mutuals, would you guys like the garfcliff lore? (Garfield/Heathcliff)

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

I finished one once,, but only because I used to eat lip balm and I ate the whole thing,,,

Has anyone ever actually finished a stick of lip balm or do they just despawn after a certain amount of time

Nooo mutual don’t put that “men fall down the alt-right pipeline bc women/feminists are too mean” post on my dash nooo mutual don’t try to say women need to be nicer when dealing with misogynistic men nooo mutual nooo

Yeah..

handy chart to have on hand when judging or recommending a thing

I think thr Doctor and the Master should more tbh I'm notnjoking. Just dull on mouth to.motuh kissing. Mawwiage. Like that one canceled novel. Just kissy kissy

be kind to kids (yes, this includes teenagers) who identify as nonhuman, otherkin, fictionkin, therian, alterhuman, or a furry. they are living their life the way that makes sense to them. they don't deserve an "i told you so" if they grow out of identifying that way later on. they don't deserve to be asked "aren't you too old for that now?" they don't deserve to be laughed at and mocked online. children forming a wolf pack aren't hurting anyone. kids who want to meet other kids who identify as nonhuman aren't embarrassing.

kids need a sense of community no matter who they are. kids deserve the right to identify their own feelings. kids are allowed to express parts of themselves adults find "embarrassing". adults are allowed to do all of these things, too, but it's become routine for folks online to mock literal children for embarrassing behavior.

identifying as an animal isn't embarrassing; what is embarrassing is being an adult and picking on literal children. who cares, it's not hurting a singular soul. let them explore identity in ways that make sense to them. identifying as nonhuman isn't a danger to anyone else. they aren't hurting themselves. let them identify as a nonhuman and explore what that means to them. let them live their lives.