I’m The Squad Mother And It’s True

........I’m a reincarnation of Jinmay.......i better be a fucking robot

Imagine your favorite character seeing you for the first time and realizing you are the reincarnation of their long lost love.

HOW IN THE EVER LOVING ACTUAL FUCK

Who would’ve thought?

I have waaaaay too many fandoms I wanna be in

*slams button*

I'm cancer and this is true as hell

signs + dating them

Aries Pros: the chemistry is insane. you will feel mentally and physically attracted to them. Cons: they are really hard on themselves and might shut you out. can sometimes be a little too intense.

Taurus Pros: they can cook or at least make mac and cheese. love cuddling and are super loyal. Cons: can have a hard time opening up and it might seem personal. they might be annoyingly lazy at times.

Gemini Pros: romantics and will always put your feelings and needs first. adorable little geeks super smart. Cons: can over think things and might get upset for wrong reasons. might make you feel intellectually inferior.

Cancer Pros: someone that you can really trust. will be really good with commitments and treat you right. Cons: will never tell you what’s wrong bc they don’t like conflict. can get sometimes very defensive.

Leo Pros: will have some of the best memories with them. never a dull moment and they’re super hot. Cons: sometimes can get too wild and might not always be loyal. can hurt your feelings because not that sensitive.

Virgo Pros: the sweetest person ever and will always consider your feelings. adorable yet mature and serious. Cons: they will feel bad about themselves but take your reassurances with a grain of salt. can be overly sensitive.

Libra Pros: really good kissers. can be really flirty and make you feel special. Cons: sometimes their outgoing nature can leave you in the dust. playful teasing could get annoying.

Scorpio Pros: someone you can always trust and have understand you. really intense sexually and emotionally Cons: can sometimes be too intense or serious and fill the room with bad vibes. can shut down.

Sagittarius Pros: a little goofball. you will always have fun with them and they love connecting mentally. Cons: will never really commit or like to be super serious. can give mixed signals or be really immature.

Capricorn Pros: will make you feel special. someone who will always be loyal and trustworthy. Cons: very very controlling. can be manipulative with or without knowing.

Aquarius Pros: they’re always up to try new things. will never make you feel uncomfortable. Cons: sometimes they can’t be the big person in situations and it can lead to problems. can be a little too aggressive.

Pisces Pros: you will pee yourself laughing with them. they will be your best friend. Cons: they will close up without telling you why. miscommunication can turn into a problem.

I need this so bad

Yes

Normal people vs.Creepypasta Fans

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Friends

I really want to be friends with artists so I can give them ideas on what to draw but I have social anxiety. (;ω;)

How about we call the oceans various brands of maple syrup

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

WHAT MAKES THE SIGNS HAPPY

Aries: Challenges, taking risks, winning a bet, winning an argument, winning anything, competition, coming first in everything, excitement and adrenaline, being admired, being liked, having freedom to do whatever they like, feeling in control of their life, feeling like they have the world at their fingertips, spontaneity, adventure, an uncomplicated life.

Taurus: A peaceful life, relaxation, tranquility, time to think things over, reliability, stability, dependability, having someone they know they can trust, working with your hands, being hands-on, taking things slow, good music, comfort food, luxury, beautiful surroundings, all of the good things in life, being in love.

Gemini: Conversation, reading, writing, talking, being listened to, imagination, solving problems, playfulness, youthfulness, people with a sense of humor, being entertained, feeling curious, being told that you're interesting, being told that you're well-liked, variety, novelty, change, multi-tasking, light-heartedness, people who can have a good time.

Cancer: Being told that you are appreciated, being told that you are loved and cared for, nurturing and helping others, depending on people loyal to you, revisiting an old friend, your family reaching out for you, the past, nostalgia, reading about historical figures, feeling safe, staying home, having a private sanctuary, soft kisses, warm hugs.

Leo: Beauty, flattery, compliments, being the star of a show, receiving all the attention you'd like, extravagance, glamour, bright and bold colors, giving advice, playing the hero/heroine, protecting loved ones, loyalty, flirting and romance, being the best possible, having the best possible.

Virgo: Being acknowledged as intelligent, being told that you are helpful, having someone notice things that seem effortless but really aren't, self-improvement, positive mantras, the concept of perfection, down-to-earth people, clean sheets, fresh scents, good books, deep thinking, the feeling of being understood, someone acknowledging your effort and hard work.

Libra: Smoothing things over, living a laid-back life, avoiding drama, harmony between everyone, peace and quiet, relationships, romantic movies, being in love, playing the devil's advocate, picking arguments for fun, honesty, gentleness, kindness, beauty, the finer things in life, large parties, being respected instead of underestimated.

Scorpio: Having someone that you can trust, having someone that you can tell all your secrets to, loyalty, devotion, sarcasm, discovering hidden things, late nights out, figuring out how other people work, psychology, kindness, softness, challenges, one-upmanship, being right, truthfulness, personal privacy, faithfulness.

Sagittarius: Exploring, going on an adventure, unplanned events, spontaneous joy, seeing the bigger picture, a philosophical point of view, travel, people who like to laugh, friendliness, fun and energy, easy-going people, having big dreams, forgiveness, honesty, being direct and to the point.

Capricorn: Being respected, having status, being an authority, being known as the mature one, being known as the reliable one, being in control of your life, solid relationships, organization, having ambition, personal space, persistence, constantly improving yourself, having independence, holding responsibility.

Aquarius: Individuality, being recognized as unique, being recognized as special, being one of a kind, living life only to your own standards, being unconventional, listening to others, thoughtful people, having deep conversations, new ideas, new concepts, new trends, spending time alone, dreaming about changing the world.

Pisces: Imagination, things that inspire them- art, cinema, literature, history, music, dreaming about being someone larger than life, solitude, having time alone to think, empathy, compassion, people who understand them without further explanation, people who can read between the lines, creativity, having no rules, having no restrictions, living a life where they have no boundaries.

YOUNG JUSTICE HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!

*slams button*