My First Attempt At Pixel Art And Depiction Of One Of The Streets In Kyiv. I Think That I Went Kinda

A little something for the future shitpost comic

No you listen, boo. This town ain't big enough for both of us. I will do anything to make you realise that you are the most perfect person in this area and GOODNESS HELP ME if someone will say otherwise. Ya got dat? Capiche ?

Can we get some nsfw Hacker headcanons?

With women:

Total dom.

Is gonna make you wear a collar (if you consent, of course)

She's the ultra lord of giving oral, so prepare to orgasm real fast.

She types out a lot of code, meaning her fingers are real fast, but coding isn't the ONLY useful thing they can be used for.

You bet your ass she's gonna give you some bomb aftercare!

She's gonna run a bath for you, make you a cup of tea/coffee, make sure to carry you around the house and make sure you fall asleep peacefully.

With men:

Her personality just did a 180.

She's the biggest sub you'll ever meet.

For the love if god, call her princess/kitten/baby girl anYTHING and she'll be putty in your hands uwu.

Don't rough her up, there is a 100 percent chance of her leaking your most private shit online if you hurt her without her prior consent.

puBLIC SEX

A huge praise kink, please praise this woman she deserves it-

Make sure she's okay after intercourse. Like, make her some tea or snuggle her.

With anyone else:

Down for anything.

The only valid hetero dynamic

Gift for a talented bb with their Lore Olympus OC Nike

I started to repost my art from Twitter to here as a joke

But bro....

This isn't a joke anymore

Meeting Venom for the first time

Greetings,fellow spiders!Today I want to add some more lore into my spidersona's universe. So....

Meet Venom!

Originally,gang though that Venom was some sort of biochemical weapon and wanted to sold this to KP,but this symbiote turned out a really useless pile of goo with the brain of a toddler.

Here,Venom haven't met { Eddie Brock } version of this universe and he just got stolen by Spider-Sis from That-Evil-Laboratory-I-Can't-Remember-It's-Name-But-It-Was-In-The-Venom-Movie by her Aunt Maya's request. Right now, Venom located on the Maya's gang base under the docks .

Aunt Maya decided to give away Venom to Oleksandra ("-Youths like you like slimes,right Sasha?" "-Auntie,I'm 19...") since "there were no way that KP would give a big buck for this miscreated pudding".

In the eye of the beholder

An illustration of situation that happened in my local supermarket. The worker was a total creep

Girls and gays, it took me foreeeeeveer to finish this piece. You may not remember, but i actually have HH OC Palashka .And since she lived in Kyiv, the capital of all European paganism and witchcraft, during her time on Earth, I wanted to make something to show it.

To some of you who don't know, the big yellow bearded fella on the background is Perun. Perun is the most powerful pagan god in Kievan Rus, the ruler of Skyies, the lord of thunder and lightning, the son of the Bilobog, the "god above the gods"; later god-warrior, liberator and destroyer.

In combination with pagan notions of gods and Christian notions of saints, the god Perun was replaced by Elijah the Thunderer, who also conquered thunder and lightning (the days of these holidays coincided - July 20 in the old style). Some features of Perun were also inherited by Archangel Michael.

I found the runic translation of the infamous phrase "For the glory of Perun" ===> ᚹᚩ : ᛋᛚᚨᚹᚢ : ᛈᛖᚱᚢᚾᚨ

Sorry not sorry

Sword of Damocles (4/6)