RIP Odysseus you would have loved long distance calls.
RIP Diomedes you would have loved Call of Duty voice chats.
RIP Patroclus you would have loved winning every high school popularity contest.
RIP Achilles you would have loved Alpha male TikToks.
RIP Agamemnon you would have loved being an asshole CEO.
RIP Nestor you would have loved toddler leashes.
RIP Cassandra you would have loved being able to sue people for the damages they caused you.
RIP Hector you would have loved the Kentucky Derby.
RIP Paris you would have loved doxxing people anonymously.
RIP Helen you would have loved women getting to have rights.
RIP Troy you would have loved fire extinguishers.
he’s dead he’s alive he’s an icon everyone hates him he’s married he’s divorced he’s all powerful he’s pathetic he’s a twink he’s committed murder no one takes him seriously he’s so basic he’s so extra he’s the sluttiest academic ever
Guys,
idk if this has ever been said but I've been rewatching epic animatics and I noticed in I Can't Help But Wonder he says:
"Usdd to say I'd make the storm clouds cry for you. Used to say I'd capture wind and sky for you"
And he DID
He caused so many storms by upsetting the gods trying to get home. He went to aeolus with and got a bag of captured wind to get home.
some inked adam sketches
where am i
elias bouchard and emperor palpatine would either be evil besties or absolutely hate each other change my mind
I can't be the only one thinking icarus' back (atleast) would be covered in burns
huge angst opportunity to make that bitch cry all the time
I have something I’d like to share with the class