RAAAAHAHHHDJDBBDKFBDKFBFB GUYS THIS SHIT IS AMAZING OKAY????? LIKE DO YOU UDNERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME???
:cries in gay lovers:
Something about two birds and a wire
aw thanks man
im so fucking pissed rn oh my god
at my work we have a little cafe that the staff sit in sometimes and i had a tasty little can of monster in there, near the door, for me to sip at when i had the chance to
then a man walks up
and oh how foolish i was
occasionally old men will come up to the cafe and grab any empty cans and bottles out of the bin outside or the bench near the door
god how stupid of me to leave it in such a vulnerable spot
this stupid man walks up
checks the stupid bins
and his stupid fucking eyes spot my stupid little can of monster
and he takes it
and he crushes it in his pathetic little hands
so i basically go "hey i wasnt done can i please have my last two sips of caffiene :)"
and this fucking fossilized evidence of true cruelty POURS OUT MY DRINK AND TAKES THE MOTHERFUCKING CAN
and he smiles at me like this: ππ
oh how i wanted to strangle him
i wanted to take his wretched bag of 10 cents and shove it down his stupid throat
i want to curse him like the internet guy did to the onion chip salsa lady
i will find a book
and i will curse this man with the words of hell
i will find a way to inflict the wrath of the gods upon him, and i will make him regret his actions for the rest of his days
this
this is the start of my motherfucking villain arc
like to tell him goodnight
reblog to tuck him in and give him a lil forehead smooch
ohhh these gay space hedgehogs make me so happy
also this is absolutely stunning
creatures in heaven
THEYRE SO CUTE OMLLL πππ
Theyβre on a date πββοΈπ€
POV: you missed your boyfriend stuck in the void.
I had the irresistible urge to animate the silliesπ€β€οΈππ³
Enjoy!! Eat well ya'll. πππ₯°
no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
IMAGINE FOR ME!!!
AVA characters
but
as sonic characters????
im trying to draw them but who would be whooooooo????? (help)
awww damn, thanks krayters π«Ά
my spotify wrapped came early this year?!?!
reblogging cause luck posts are not to be passed, but also its still sweet to see the ways people getting lucky :3
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
god theyre so in love, i think my day is a little better now so thank you for drawing this masterpiece
Together with you
i am they(/them, thank you) β» i love darkchocolate (iykyk)
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