No, Spotify, I Don't Want To Use Ai To "turn My Ideas Into Playlists". I Already Fucking Do That With

ITS OKAY HONEY.

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ten years apart… despite everything. it’s still you

dnp + feeling each other’s heartbeat

celebrating 15 years of dan and phil [4/15]

meals together

Spooky week drinking game:

"You scared me more than the game then!"

"The real horror is..."

*phil attempts to scare Dan and fails* "youre so hard to scare!"

*Dan attempts to scare phil and succeeds. Then laughs evily*

"Oh I hate ___! That means ___". Ex: "I hate windows, that means somethings gonna pop it's face in"

*silly moment* "we're ruining the immersion"

Back to the wall

The sexualization of some monster or force of evil, ex. Calling them mommy/daddy, or some version of "would"

"Why would anyone do this? Just call the police!"

Stupid thing when they get jumpscared and involuntarily reach for each other

Joke about dan falling off his chair

Dan legit falling off his chair

the way dan gets jealous I doubt they ever seriously considered it (phil also said he doesn't like hook ups)

“When your soulmate comes into your life before you’re done being a ho“ is truly the most accurate explanation of Dan ever. Like that man was born to be a slut but accidentally met his soulmate and the love of his life at 18 and unfortunately he loves him so much that he couldn’t even entertain the idea of having sex with another man. Dan is such a slut in theory and he really wants to pretend that he’s a slut but in reality he’s been in a boring old monogamous relationship for 15 years.

Like Phil was lucky cause he got to have his uni years, he had 4 whole years of adulthood before he met Dan so he was absolutely ready to meet his soulmate by the time Dan came into his life.

I feel like Dan just wanted to shoot his shot with Phil but never thought it would amount to any kind of relationship but then he girlbossed too close to the sun and now they own a house and Phil does his taxes

celebrating 15 years of dan and phil [13/15]

your biggest fan

If anyone even cares there is a domino effect from Dan and Phil existing on the internet -> Alice Oseman watching and creating their own “we would find each other in every universe” epic gay love story -> Heartstopper blowing up and creating a more accepting and inclusive environment for queer British teenagers -> Dan and Phil complaining today about how it’s hard to even watch Heartstopper because it makes them long for a youth they never got to have.

Do they even realize their influence is part of why teens these days get to have that life? Terrible influence my ass, they changed the world.

Devastating…

2 minutes of dan losing the dgaf war