A Jose Canseco Bat? Tell Me You Didn't Pay Money For This!

what am i looking for in a male character? i’m personally partial to little freaks who have suffered more than jesus so write that down

Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.

“My fave isn’t a scumbag or a bad person he’s misunderstood!! I love him”

Oh yeah? My fave is a scumbag AND. A bad person and I love him

I’m gonna sparkle on this wednesday if it fucking kills me

they call me the freaker outer the way I’m always freaking outing

I hope everyone can hear me pissing loud as fuck

Sorry I only fuck dorks and goofs

I'm sorry to ask again, but can we please get help with rent? It's due on the 1st, $625, & we're both currently unemployed. Gabi is still searching for work, & I'm doing what I can, but it's hard being disabled & chronically ill. We're both trans women living in Texas, & could really use the help.

My paypal is here.

Gabi's venmo & cashapp are both @ coquiprincess.

Long smeemo for your time. I'll update this (the original post) if any donations come in.

$135/625 as of March 29th.

Dano has such feminine hands I'd like to hold them

Holding Hands

Dano!Riddler Headcanons hey anon you didn't ask for anything you were just sharing a thought and you know what you're right, he does, and so my brain went "riddler headcanons" and i did that so yeah thank you for sharing and i'm sorry for getting distracted request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: fluff mostly with mentions of sex

eddie loves holding your hand

it's a way for you to be in physical contact without him fawning too much or getting completely in your way

and it's like a nice little fuck you to everyone

because only he gets to do that

his hand always goes on the outside, or grabs your first

he's strangely dominant about it

his long, slender fingers intertwine with yours perfectly

and his thumb always rubs over the back of your hand

before he even takes your hand, he'll warm his up in his pockets first just so he's not cold or clammy

and if your hands are cold, he'll take them both, cup his hands around them, and blow into the little nest to warm them up

when he's doing crosswords, he likes you to sit near him and hold the hand he isn't writing with

if you have to separate at any point because of lampposts etc.

he makes you say bread and butter

he's superstitious like that

he thinks it means you won't ever separate for real

he loves when you tend to any little scrapes or cuts he has

when you let your fingers soothe over his scars while you hold hands in the street

and he loves when you take his hand and place it on your cheek

he loves holding hands during sex too

if you're masturbating him, he closes his palm around yours to control your speed and pressure

if you're on top, he likes to push on your hands to give you something to balance on

and if he's on top, he likes to hold your hands above your head

fingers tight around yours

his thumb soft against your wrist

the hold isn't real, but it makes him feel in control

like you can't get away from him

same when you're in the streets

he knows you're not going to suddenly run

but if he has a hold on you

he can at least try and keep the best thing he has with him