Captain Olimar: Oh No.... I've Crash Landed On A Planet And Now My Ship Is In Pieces!!! I Only Have 30

yippee! is a gateway drug. to other substances such as. wahoo! and yay!

Hey, aren’t those the [bleep] from Texas?

"mikey why the SHELL do you keep collecting sewer trash"

momma it doesn't have anything to do with satan. it's me.

i mean fuck, i like pills, i like drugs, i like gettin money, i like strippers, i like to fuck, i like day-drinkin and day parties and hollywood, i like doing hollywood shit— snort it, probably would

marceline x 90s joan jett fits 🖤🦇

crossover btwn my favorite women. ft my design for her guitar

i am once again advocating for a quotev return idc