Uh Oh! You Are Now A Were-animal! This Means You Become A Human-sized Animal Hybrid With Uncontrollable

It’s been like a month since I’ve posted on any of my social media platforms,,,

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE | Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense (1984)

Mary have mercy, now look what I’ve done

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pony boy

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

OK OK OK I know I just sent u a req buuuutttttt I saw the emoji thing and I can’t resist 🛁 with any assortment of riddlers you choose 🫣🤭 thank youuuu

🛁 shower/bath sex headcanon

ooooooooh ok i'm picking gotham eddie, dano eddie and a little zero year eddie

gotham eddie takes it SO seriously!! there's candles, rose petals in the bath, your favourite scents used as bath oils and bubbles that are so soft to the touch, and he'll make sure to lather up every bit of you and touch each part of your body just right

dano eddie's apartment doesn't even have a bath, so he's settling for shower sex, especially after he's been out dealing with one of gotham's corrupt evils. there's something about the scent of his sweat and the blood of his victims, your hands rubbing it off of him with care, that makes him a little bit feral

zy eddie has a jacuzzi tub, and he's got it lit like the set of a 70s porno. he arrives in a tiny silk robe and drops it immediately, expecting you to kneel in the warm water, jets at your back, while he stands up and lets you appreciate him

send me a nsfw headcanon prompt

i don't think a single grindset-addled silicon valley lifestyle influencer has even a fraction of the entrepreneurial spirit possessed by the girl scouts who set up cookie tables outside weed dispensaries

another year another pokemon collab, did sableye this year!